They're Penises
Title: They're Penises
Pairing: implied OT5
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If they were mine, they would all have penises drawn on their bodies.
Summary: Jaejoong gets a text ...
A/N: Every time I see this picture, I think of this conversation in my head, so I wrote it down. This is a very short drabblish one-shot.
Jaejoong is just about to relax and snuggle against Yoochun's side when his phone vibrates. He thinks of ignoring the text message. He's exhausted and just returned from Japan. He's sure he can still smell airport on him, but Yoochun says he smells just fine.
Grumbling, he pulls out his phone, and smiles. A text from Yunho always makes him smile.
Leader-pet: why are there penises drawn on your stomach ...
Jaejoong-hyung: it's a candle and a rose
Leader-pet: it's a penis. 2 of them
chamgmin says there are actually 3
Jaejoong-hyung: Changmin has a dirty mind.
They are roses and a candle holder.
Leader-pet: Changmin learned it from you, and is that what the tattoo artist told you?
I bet he's a fan.
I bet he's bragging at everyone that he got to draw penises on Kim Jaejoong's stomach.
Jaejoong-hyung: Fuck off. It's a rose and a candle.
"What are you huffing about?" Yoochun asks.
Jaejoong pouts and says, "They aren't penises."
Yoochun bursts out laughing. "Yes, they are."
"You don't even know--"
"I don't need to know. They are penises. The guy drew penises on your body."
"It's a rose and a candle!"
Yoochun chuckles. "Okay, okay. They're rose and candle-shaped dildos."
"Aish! They are not penises!"
"They're penises!" Junsu shouts from the kitchen.
"Did you all forget what a penis looks like?" Jaejoong demanded. "Do you want me to strip and show you?"
Yoochun leers at him. "I won't ever say no to that."
"And we'll take pictures," Junsu says, flopping next to Jaejoong on the couch. His arms wrap around his waist, hands dipping into the front of Jaejoong's sweatpants. "Make sure we show the maknae and a leader what a real penis looks like."
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Pairing: implied OT5
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: If they were mine, they would all have penises drawn on their bodies.
Summary: Jaejoong gets a text ...
A/N: Every time I see this picture, I think of this conversation in my head, so I wrote it down. This is a very short drabblish one-shot.
Jaejoong is just about to relax and snuggle against Yoochun's side when his phone vibrates. He thinks of ignoring the text message. He's exhausted and just returned from Japan. He's sure he can still smell airport on him, but Yoochun says he smells just fine.
Grumbling, he pulls out his phone, and smiles. A text from Yunho always makes him smile.
Leader-pet: why are there penises drawn on your stomach ...
Jaejoong-hyung: it's a candle and a rose
Leader-pet: it's a penis. 2 of them
chamgmin says there are actually 3
Jaejoong-hyung: Changmin has a dirty mind.
They are roses and a candle holder.
Leader-pet: Changmin learned it from you, and is that what the tattoo artist told you?
I bet he's a fan.
I bet he's bragging at everyone that he got to draw penises on Kim Jaejoong's stomach.
Jaejoong-hyung: Fuck off. It's a rose and a candle.
"What are you huffing about?" Yoochun asks.
Jaejoong pouts and says, "They aren't penises."
Yoochun bursts out laughing. "Yes, they are."
"You don't even know--"
"I don't need to know. They are penises. The guy drew penises on your body."
"It's a rose and a candle!"
Yoochun chuckles. "Okay, okay. They're rose and candle-shaped dildos."
"Aish! They are not penises!"
"They're penises!" Junsu shouts from the kitchen.
"Did you all forget what a penis looks like?" Jaejoong demanded. "Do you want me to strip and show you?"
Yoochun leers at him. "I won't ever say no to that."
"And we'll take pictures," Junsu says, flopping next to Jaejoong on the couch. His arms wrap around his waist, hands dipping into the front of Jaejoong's sweatpants. "Make sure we show the maknae and a leader what a real penis looks like."
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