FILL: The War That I Can't Win, M, graphic violenceenigma731September 5 2016, 00:18:48 UTC
Clint is great at being in the hospital. Or that’s what he keeps telling Fury, anyway.
Sure, it’s probably true that he has a greater-than-average propensity for stir-craziness. There was that one time he’d tried to figure out how to play songs with the chime from the nurse call button. And that other time he’d torn up the edge of one of the sheets to practice tying specialized knots. There was also the time he’d gotten into a heated argument with the kitchen over whether or not a grilled cheese sandwich ought to qualify as a side for a hamburger. And that one night he’d made a game out of seeing how many chocolate chip cookies he could request, hide, and then claim never to have received before the hapless Food Services cart-pusher figured him out. (Six, for the record.)
Sure, it’s probably true that he has a greater-than-average propensity for stir-craziness. There was that one time he’d tried to figure out how to play songs with the chime from the nurse call button. And that other time he’d torn up the edge of one of the sheets to practice tying specialized knots. There was also the time he’d gotten into a heated argument with the kitchen over whether or not a grilled cheese sandwich ought to qualify as a side for a hamburger. And that one night he’d made a game out of seeing how many chocolate chip cookies he could request, hide, and then claim never to have received before the hapless Food Services cart-pusher figured him out. (Six, for the record.)
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