Fill: Writer's Block. PG, swearinghufflepuffsneakFebruary 17 2013, 19:12:03 UTC
Fic: Writer's Block Characters: Clint Barton, Kate Bishop, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Maria Hill, Natasha Romanov Warnings: Swearing. Words: 1700 Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D. is looking to take the market from Hallmark, but a case of writer's block is spreading through the company. Kate makes fun of everyone, Hill is the boss from hell and no one really knows how Tony Stark got there. ---
Clint threw yet another balled up piece of paper into the trashcan. It was three days before Christmas, which meant the writers at the card company were all assigned to writing pithy Valentine’s Day phrases. Unfortunately all of them, except Kate, had gone through a break-up recently and were coming up blank.
“I hope this card will make you want to fuck me, because I’m too much of a loser to do something original on Valentine’s Day,” Tony read his latest idea from his mobile phone, as he leant against Clint’s desk. No one had ever actually seen Tony do work from his own cubicle.
Characters: Clint Barton, Kate Bishop, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, Maria Hill, Natasha Romanov
Warnings: Swearing.
Words: 1700
Summary: S.H.I.E.L.D. is looking to take the market from Hallmark, but a case of writer's block is spreading through the company. Kate makes fun of everyone, Hill is the boss from hell and no one really knows how Tony Stark got there.
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Clint threw yet another balled up piece of paper into the trashcan. It was three days before Christmas, which meant the writers at the card company were all assigned to writing pithy Valentine’s Day phrases. Unfortunately all of them, except Kate, had gone through a break-up recently and were coming up blank.
“I hope this card will make you want to fuck me, because I’m too much of a loser to do something original on Valentine’s Day,” Tony read his latest idea from his mobile phone, as he leant against Clint’s desk. No one had ever actually seen Tony do work from his own cubicle.
The rest is at A03
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I have to deal with the motivational poster people next, and they’re all a bunch of depressed losers. -- *snerks*
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