Always look on the bright (yellow sweet pulpy) side of life.

[bdar]

Yesterday my dad gave me a few bananas along with a bag of other food items that my mom had prepared on Sunday...we were supposed to go out to Lisle for dinner, but failed to make it due to my wife accidentally pulling some muscles in her back while doing some aggressive spring cleaning

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[hssst]

"aggressive spring cleaning."

uh, correction! This was just normal aggressive weekly cleaning- not "spring", also, it's safe to say that I was trying to lift too much weight at the gym last week which set my back up for failure.

Here's logic:

Dana cannot ingest bananas.
Bilal is not in more than one show.
Bilal has two bananas.
Two bananas are the cause of bilal's reduction of shows.

That's logic.

two completely retarded thoughts that I must now share.

[anonymous]

One: Bananas flambe - and hence the burning.

Two: Raffi, Apples and Bananas. Raffi is a singer that makes music for children and among the songs in his repertoire is a silly tune called Apples and Bananas. It's simple - "I like apples and bananas." The shenanigans start when he starts using different vowel sounds to sing that same line - "I like ooples and banoonoos, I like ayples and banaynays, I like opals and bononos."

I believe that I might have said enough.

-Diane Stojentin
avid Raffi enthusiast.