Fic: Short Message System: a romance in three parts

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Short Message System: a romance in three parts
Words: 200
Written for: the insearchtion

SMS MESSAGE HISTORY
Blocked number: No, you
E. Amos: ??? who is this?
Blocked number: I sit at a round table on many nights
E. Amos: ...arthur?
Blocked number: Ding ding ding! Give the man a sword!

PHOTO MESSAGE SENT

E. Amos: Did you just send me a photo of a random man’s prick
Blocked number: Not a random man’s
E. Amos: That is unspeakably crude, i hope you know that. Also, how do you fit into trousers?
Blocked number: Very carefully
E. Amos: You realize you’re shattering all my preconceived notions of you, don’t you?
Blocked number: yes
E. Amos: Are you drunk? high? having an allergic reaction to the new Somnacin blend?
Blocked number: Not the first two. But I think I’m having a reaction... in my pants.
E. Amos: You must be joking.
Blocked number: I don’t make jokes. Want to meet me in my hotel room? I’m room 68
E. Amos: What, not 69?
Blocked number: No, that one was taken already :(
E. Amos: I’m starting to think this is some hooligan pranking me. Send me a photo of your face
Blocked number: Aw, such a romantic.

PHOTO MESSAGE SENT

E. Amos: Arthur! Did you really...
Blocked number: Yes. room 68
E. Amos: I’m on my way