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[bau_beefcake]

"Yeah, this is Derek Morgan. I'm not in right now, but leave a message and I'll get right back at you. If this is an emergency, please call my cell."

*BEEP*

Comments

[bamf_tastic]

"Okay, how is talking about leather pants NOT sexual harassment? I don't GET it!?"

[from here]

[steel_not_glass]

[From here]

"Let's just be clear: I don't make it a habit to do anything with married men that would involve teeth shaking or neighbors wondering. Also, what the hell do you mean by kiss the baby?"