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[battering_ram]

Excuse me if I burst a blood vessel but,

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

What do you mean "sing all night long" and "then we'd get pretty sore and wouldn't be able to the next day!"?!?! And more disturbingly THIS line "Maybe some of the older family members would like to join, they probably have more singing experience. I want to learn

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[rin_souma]

Such violence being exhibited by such a young man. I'm sure he's annoying, but to that extent, Hiro?

[battering_ram]

Yes, to that extent. And then some. You haven't seen violence yet. Just wait til I'm finished with him.

If he's still recognizable.

[rin_souma]

Then in that case, do tell me when this strike will occur. If possible I'd like to capture this moment.

[battering_ram]

Most likely tomorrow if he doesn't run away before I can catch him. You better not be trying to save him or anything.

[souma_momiji]

But... what did I dooooooooo~? ;__;

I didn't do anything! Kisa and I just want to get everyone to go out singing together!

[battering_ram]

You know very well what you did. Acting innocent does not work with me, you should know that by now after the what? Oh, 14? 15 years that we've known each other. I'm not going to even wonder about what else you might be doing 'out there' or rather, 'in here' all this time. This House is infected with rabied singers!

Prepare yourself. You have less than 12 hours to prepare your funeral.

[souma_momiji]

But why am I going to die? What's so bad about singing? Singing is a happy activity that makes people happy! Are you really grumpy today, Hiro?

[battering_ram]

Singing is an activity you do not participate in with my sister or Kisa. Singing with minors might make you a happy little bunbun but it would probably make a lot of mothers cry out there. Also the fact that you and Kisa have been singing together for god knows how long behind my back is not good either. That does not make me happy and therefore you must die. It's pure logic.

No, I am not grumpy. In fact I feel surpringly very calm and charitable right now, I'm giving you a good few hours time to say your final good byes and perhaps write a will before I kill you tomorrow. If I was really grumpy and angry you would have been beaten, skinned, fried and stewed two hours ago. See how kind I am?

[souma_no_tori]

Hiro-kun? I'm just curious... but are you thinking of 'singing' as a metaphor for something else? Because that is what it seems like... perhaps I'm confused, but I don't see how regular singing can be anything damaging.

[battering_ram]

Oh I've gathered quite enough research from the family to know exactly what the word 'singing' means in the Souma Household. Hell, I've even done a few investigations and interviewed a majority of my lovely adult cousins and they've done and said almost everything to confirm it.

Kureno-san, since you don't seem to know what it means I take it that you must be the only Souma that hasn't been corrupted yet. You must have a pure and healthily clean mind.

Let's be friends.

[souma_no_tori]

I must say that I am flattered Hiro-kun, but if you want to be friends with me purely on your assumption that I have a 'pure and clean' mind out of good conscience I must stop you and believe me when I say that I have seen more than I will ever be able to forget.

As for what you mean by 'singing'. I can only assume that you mean sex, and while I would not be surprised if some of the older adult cousins have participated in such an act as it is their free will to do as adults. Do you really truly believe that Kisa-chan would do that and then talk about it so openly? Hiro-kun, I thought that you and Kisa were close? Do you really think so little of her?

You do not have so say anything back. I'm sure that you are angry with what I have said and I have probably stepped out of my bounds with what an older cousin should say. I am sorry.

[_kyonkichi_]

[--Kureno Only--]

You ... you, you .... ! Don't talk about ... about that where everyone can hear!! Why d'ya think it ended up as 'singing'?! It's so ... they *points to minors* don't know!!

[princesssouma]

Hiro.. I don't understand.. I didn't mean to make you mad..

I like singing, if you want to sing with me too, that's okay.. you just never asked.

I'm really upset now. Talk to me?

[battering_ram]

... Hn. Like I said, I don't know what to think anymore.

And do I have to ask for everything? Shouldn't you be able to figure out some things too? I... Oh, forget it. ><;;

[princesssouma]

;_;

I'm sorry, Hiro.

[mpd_oushi]

Don't feel bad about it Kisa. Little punk just has problems talkin' to you.

[Hiro Only]

Hey horn head, she's not doing anything dirty with anyone, get your damn mind out of the gutter before I shove it there for making Kisa cry.

[End Hiro Only]