There's an old Italian saying: you fuck up once, you lose two teeth.

Jun 20, 2013 09:58

What did the leper say to the prostitute ( Read more... )

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inthereeperbahn June 25 2013, 20:37:45 UTC
still laughing XD

move in downstairs from me and Lindsay, the ground floor apts been empty forever!!! its probaly haunted or got rank drains or something though D:

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bikini_bamalam June 30 2013, 10:06:35 UTC
Wait is that an option???? I LOVE UR BUILDING. Im calling u, stat.

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batta_le_manine July 17 2013, 13:40:03 UTC
It's a quality joke, right? Honestly, the delicacy of some people, I'll never understand it.

Oh, well when you pitch it as such a luxurious den of sin, how could we resist?

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frets_and_ink June 30 2013, 09:57:07 UTC
HAHAHA thats fuckin spew-worthy. Lovin it!

Gutted about Tony Soprano but gotta say mate, no kiddin that you watched it, you got some of the characteristics! I been ta Jersey, shithole is a good word for it. Havent seen that much hair since year ten at high school.

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batta_le_manine July 17 2013, 13:40:59 UTC
You love all tip talk, don't be coy.

...did you actually just make a ridiculous hair crack? Seriously? Have you not seen a mirror since either? Or your wife?

The Tony Soprano in me says shaddapppp

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frets_and_ink July 21 2013, 09:40:08 UTC
Oi, I like me wifes hair - beats your jewfro eh!!!

Get outta town!

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batta_le_manine July 26 2013, 12:42:58 UTC
*CROSSES SELF* BY ALL THE SAINTS IN THE VATICAN. JEWFRO? REALLY? Have a couplea Hail Marys on me, mate.

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bikini_bamalam June 30 2013, 10:07:03 UTC
THAT JOKE IS SO GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

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batta_le_manine July 17 2013, 13:48:14 UTC
You have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT because as if you'd get only the tip of wang.

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