And on the 3rd day He rose and said 'motherfucker, you didn't save me any PEEPS?!'

[batta_le_manine]

I am going to absolutely fill my wife to the brim this weekend with the holy spirit. In the biblical sense. If you know what I mean. I reckon you do. I'm talking about Easter, sex pests, and it's a BIG FUCKIN DEAL in the Auditore house because, I don't know if you know this, but we're a bit into that whole 'Italian Catholic' scene

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[shades_away]

ok, i'm trying peeps soaked in marshmallow vodka because that sounds like the tastiest idea EVER * _ *

it's interesting to hear about other easter traditions but i'm glad i don't do any of those. that butter lamb...yikes.

[batta_le_manine]

You'd be flat out stunned the magic my wife can weave with a bottle of flavoured vodka and the internet. Best in the land.

Butter lamb says baaaaaaah to your dismay!

[bikini_bamalam]

That rice ttly looks like a jabba the hut style monty LOLOL.

SMINGUS DYNGUS. Srsly that made me lol so hard it sounds like dick!

Squirt squirt >:o) <3

[batta_le_manine]

You are beautiful and talented and sexy as fuck, but a culinary artist you are not. Because that's butter. Not rice.

Hahaha we are well playing/celebrating it tomorrow, get ready to run from my squirt gun.

Wear white >:)

[bikini_bamalam]

WUT.

[batta_le_manine]

....what did I do?

[frets_and_ink]

So when ya do that does she speak in tongues????

Hahahahaha.

Happy Easter, God lover :D

[batta_le_manine]

Believe me, all sorts of strange oaths and blasphemy comes outta her mouth when the spirit moves within her.

Yuck it up, you'll have to send me a postcard from down south at the end of your trip. 0:)

[deuxsurrealiste]

Fuckin hell, I'm never going to Poland!

Cheers for the Peeps vodka idea though.

[batta_le_manine]

Reckon you shouldn't be going there for a host of other reasons.

Peeps were a success, highly recommending it.