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[batta_le_manine]

Not really quite sure what to write here at the mo because Jones has decided to break out a fucking dome piece that has actually sucked me of my will to live. Is it too late to cut him from the team? Or at least to section him? My fucking god

Comments

[bikini_bamalam]

Oh my lord that hat WHAT IS IT CAN WE KILL IT? With FIRE so it doesnt regenerate but also LOL its so Jones how can u even hate it?

Did u kno that ur sister had 2 dates w/ that guy that works in the shop next 2 urs and we can now confirm that he has a ttl chode exactly as we all suspected? U WOULD IF U LISTENED AND DIDNT ROLL UR EYES WHEN I CATCH UP ON DETAILS.

What do u mean, manning fences????????

[batta_le_manine]

YES we can and how can u even ASK that question because the answer is: I have eyes!

UGH WHY WHY WHY NO I don't want to think about anything remotely related to sisters or dating or chodes and honestly sometimes I think you actually hate me. D=

I mean nothing to worry your pretty kitty face about. Now c'mere I got some cream for you to lick up kitkat.

[bikini_bamalam]

LOL u have 2 liv him hes like the retarded brother in whats eating gilbert grape!

Dont b such a pussy, ur sisters dont complain when I talk about YOU.

I way worked out what u were doing btw, r u cray cray???????

[batta_le_manine]

There is one adjective in that sentence that is overwhelmingly true.

Psh, who WOULD complain about hearing about me?

I have absolutely no idea what in the heavens you are referring to, petit bisquite.

[frets_and_ink]

Solid mate, owe you a couple when this business is done.

As for the neighbours - give em some noise cancellin earplugs for chrissy, reckon theyll get the message.

[batta_le_manine]

Nah, mate, no worries. Reckon you'd do the same for me.

Mate as if those would block it all out, trust they DO NOT.

[scratch_gabba]

You love my lobster dont deny it. your just sad cos its a one-off so you cant buy a matchin one :-p

Girls are proper dirty, thats a big perk of bein gay cos they let you in like honorary membership ;-) if I ever broke up with Dan i would be SO in, haha irony.

[batta_le_manine]

That is...yeah, mate. I'll admit it. Reckon you nailed it.

You'd be in because they'd just think you were an overly hairy Italian girl or smth. You distress me so greatly. So so greatly.