In which, I go "wtf?!"

[batshua]

I looked up at the coat rack in my room today…

And saw four heads of garlic braided together and wrapped in red ribbon.

It was previously hidden by a jacket.

What. The. Hell?!

My mom officially scares me. As of NOW.

I want my mommy, only not, because she's the one scaring me.

Comments

[areyououtthere]

Does this mean your mother thinks you're a vampire?

[batshua]

Or maybe she thinks that a vampire is preying on me.

I don't know *what* to think.

[archgirl06]

wow. and i thought my mom was nuts...

[batshua]

She thinks someone put the evil eye on me. She might be right, but I don't think garlic is going to fix it.

[archgirl06]

yeah... garlic is good on fish, not in ones jacket. =p

[batshua]

Well, quite.

I'm majorly Weirded Out.

[fiddledragon]

It seems weird, but relatively harmless. I'm not sure why you're so upset by it. *hugs*

[batshua]

I just don't like it when my mother does weird stuff and tries to hide it from me.

I mean, if she thinks I'm a vampire or something, she should like, tell me.

[batyatoon]

...dude.

Well. Uh. At least this proves your mother's not a vampire?

-- oo. Maybe she's a Watcher!

[batshua]

If my mom watches anything, it's my weight.

But since we use so much garlic in cooking, I'm not surprised she's not a vampire.