Team Knight- Round 10- fanfic
Title: Arkham Lustration
Author: newbluemoon
Prompt: Batman: You'll be in a padded cell forever.
The Joker: Maybe we can share one.
--The Dark Knight
Word Count: 4023
Rating: Heavy R/NC-17
Summary: Bruce has been incarcerated in Arkham for over a year and has become a listless, empty shell of a man. That is, until he sees Joker for the first time.
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I'm so glad you liked it, your words made my day. GLOMP.
Ugh, thanks for spotting that typo! I suck at rereading and I keep forgetting to get a beta so everything I write is always full of mistakes, but it's too much effort to check it over. ;P /lazy.
"t's just assume here that the realization/erotic scenes left me in a puddle of giddy goo,"
Lol, I'm surprised, I figured since they weren't overly porny or graphic they wouldn't be all that popular, but it's good to know you're, um, goo. xD
"I'm sure that Joker was grateful to Arkham too...after all, Arkham provided the little push." Haha- bingo.
"and Gotham can only hold the door open and prepare for the...well, I guess the best phrase would be "ravishing of a lifetime", but I'm sure there's a less sexual phrase that could be used.Oh god, I just received the delightfully hilarious image of Batman and Joker running around Gotham sticking their, uh, manhoods in various drainpipes and manholes and rubbing against the city's ( ... )
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H MY GOD THAT'S GENIUS BWAHAHAHA well, that wasn't quite what I had in mind but OH MY GOD I'm literally biting my shirtsleeve so that I don't wake up half that neighborhood. Oh! They have to run over to City Hall and climb the windows and make it to the Mayor's office and start, er, "cleaning the windows" or something.
HAHA! Oh no, is this going to be ANOTHER crack fic that needs writing. There are so many now! xD
...That's such a terrible yet wonderful image. *tries to stifle laughter* I'm not going to be able to hear Frank Sinatra's "My Kind of Town" the same way again.
LOL IRL SRSLY. XD
Oh my god!! THE SEQUEL!?! FUCK I AM EXCITE. My god, you work fast Ms Godell. ILUUUUU.<3
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I loved the plot though, and how you could just feel the passion smoldering between them. I don't think their relationship has been portrayed quite like this before, and it was refreshing to see a new concept being done for my favorite pairing. Thanks for sharing! XD
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But, no, I'm not one for saying shit like "and then Joker and Batman beat the crap out of the asylum". I guess it's personal taste, but I prefer richer discriptions in what I read and I suppose that translates into what I write. Sorry for confusing your delicate mind. :P Lol jk.
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Awesomesauce. Tell me your thoughts, child of animal fuckery.
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I can't help but feel really bad for Alfred. He tried so hard to raise that boy right and then Joker pops in and is all "Oh hi there! I think you're really gorgeous and we complete each other! Wanna abondon your principles and rule this city with me?
Bruce: Kay! :D
Alfred: Master Bruce don't listen to his lies!
Bruce: Noooo! We're gonna be together forever and ever! True love conquers all!
*runs off with Joker*
0_o I honestly don't know what just ran through my head right now...
Anyway, awesome story!
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