Secret Santa Challenge [Fic] -- Prompt 34

[gaijin_chan]

This one took me some real work, I didn't expect it to be so difficult (or maybe that's because I was working, and trying to do it in the odd minutes before work and at lunch). Anyway, I've done it out in two versions, neither of which includes much hot Bat/Joker action. They're at least mildly amusing though, hope they please.

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[gaijin_chan]

That makes me so happy to hear :) Thanks.

...Only I'd feel sorry for any Robins who had to grow up in a BatmanxJoker household. Poor babies, they'd be so scarred!