i had hungry jacks for lunch today with you know who, to try and win a new mobile phone. you know 'coz my old one was dragged around town stuck in the car door and me realising that this may be the case, opened the car door while still in motion, to turn around and see it fall out on the road. upon returning to the phone we discovered it had been ( Read more... )

Batman just scared the living crap out of robin. The little crap-hole snuck right up to Robin's ear and whispered 'boo!' and Robin screamed like an ungreased ferris-wheel. u suk batman ( Read more... )

btw if anyone has a place i need to MOVE OUT!
signed
slowly going mad.

i am 22 years of age and only just learning how to write a fucking essay, how lame ( Read more... )

scarred for life ( Read more... )

blah blah blah and thats about it.

Tomorrow we have been together for 2 months. (cecily)

I stole the pic coz it's mine!
What do you say when your girlfriend gives you a finger puppet?
You don't say anything you just start singing C is for cookie.
Umm..is it supposed to keep me company on the odd accasion that i actually sleep at my own house?.. i will be thinking of you when i play with my puppet..

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Please stop complaining about my dog barking. Fucking neighbours ( Read more... )

WOW! ms_amos you are fucking awesome! *bows down before the* ...and thats all i need to say about that ( Read more... )

my favourite quote from one of the funniest chicks ever "even when the lights are out u can still tell a fat chick is a fat chick ( Read more... )