FF.NET = FUCKED FANFICTION DOT NET

Apr 05, 2010 23:01

Normally, I would loath to post anything of epic failing proportions...

BUT FF.NET HAS GOTTEN WORSE AND WORSE. I REALLY THINK IT SHOULD BE OUR DUTY TO FIX THIS

LOOK AT THIS SHIT I'VE JUST FOUND. LOOK AT IT.

Crazy Love by aislinn aira
Sammi is saved by the joker and starts to fall in love. But does he love her back? Joker/oc

Chapter 1

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bitches, fangirls, fanfic, failure, fail, bitch slap, do not want, cancer of the butt, failing, badfic, crap

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newbluemoon April 6 2010, 03:20:50 UTC
To semi-quote something rdallyn once said to me;

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LOOKING IN TO JOKER/OC. YOU'VE BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELF.

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witchywanda666 April 6 2010, 04:05:10 UTC
BUT THERE'S SO GODDAMN MANY OF THEM. IT'S UNNATURAL.

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modernlove_89 April 6 2010, 11:54:46 UTC
DUDE LISTEN YOU SHOULD SEE DEVIANTART, THEIR SHIT IS RIDICULOUS

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carnageincminor April 6 2010, 09:40:16 UTC
This is fact. I'm fairly certain that 110% of Joker/OC fics are utter fail. I don't even look at TDK fics on ff.net anymore. I don't know why the TDK section dropped 200 IQ points but I think (think, haven't verified) the comic and cartoon Batman sections are still OK.

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acerodon April 6 2010, 03:31:13 UTC
I SAW THE WORDS "NEW MOON" NEXT TO EACH OTHER WHILE SKIMMING AND SCROLLED AWAY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

I AM NOT READING INCOHERENT SHIT WRITTEN BY A TWITFAG.

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witchywanda666 April 6 2010, 04:07:09 UTC
TWITFAGS SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF ALL KINDS OF BATMAN FANDOMS, ESPECIALLY THE DARK KNIGHT. THEY CAN TAKE ALL THE TDK OC'S WITH THEM, TOO.

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acerodon April 6 2010, 07:24:03 UTC
I AGREE. THEY NEED TO GTFO OR DIAF.

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6eddingsfan90 April 7 2010, 19:45:40 UTC
This. THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

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lauralot April 6 2010, 03:34:13 UTC
The Joker Cum and Gone is the lulzy badfic I've ever read. I'm not entirely convinced that it isn't a parody. Read it. Now.

As for serious badfic, Pure Mornings. Joker is pregnant with Batsy's baby, while Jonathan is dating the Riddler but is pregnant with Harvey's baby, as the result of a rape. Also, the rape gave him AIDs. Also, he's being treated by Dr. House. Also, these babies are apparently the result of exposure to the "radiation" that was released when Crane poisoned the Narrows.

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acerodon April 6 2010, 04:07:43 UTC
Joker is pregnant with Batsy's baby, while Jonathan is dating the Riddler but is pregnant with Harvey's baby, as the result of a rape. Also, the rape gave him AIDs. Also, he's being treated by Dr. House. Also, these babies are apparently the result of exposure to the "radiation" that was released when Crane poisoned the Narrows.

LOL, WHAT THE FUCK.

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witchywanda666 April 6 2010, 04:12:13 UTC
I love the ones that make fun of the badfics and mary sues. There should definitely me more of those.

WHY IS JOKER ALWAYS THE PREGNANT ONE?!

Not that I like those manpreg fics or anything.. >_>

Btw, I wish people would get inspired by fics like YOURS. Especially TDANTAMS. I know I'VE gotten inspired! I'm working on a Joker/Crane fic right now myself.. Crane's got Joker as a patient instead of them both being patients, and Dr. Quinzel is no where in sight. Well.. she might make a cameo. things are still uncertain.

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lauralot April 6 2010, 04:33:13 UTC
I'm assuming the Joker's the pregnant one because he's got the long hair, and he's shorter, which obviously makes him the woman, somehow. Um.

Wait--you read my stuff?! I'm glad it ranks above all the shit we're talking about here. And good luck on your writing!

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x3_in_a_journal April 6 2010, 04:00:43 UTC
Hahahhah, whyyyy
I kind of want to read more, but I know that would only result in rage and pain.

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heathus_apostle April 6 2010, 15:53:53 UTC
Your icon. I lol'd.

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talksick42 April 6 2010, 04:36:38 UTC
What an avant-garde use of grammar. Truly we are witnessing the birth of a wordsmith.

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