i hope this is ok to post, i love the jokes of the day and i havent seen on in awhile so here is one i got. it gave me a laugh :D
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?"
The guy said "No" and the girl lived happily ever after. She went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End