Joke of the day
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news.
You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and
walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good,
and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things
aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini
After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually
approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to
what the two were celebrating
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
'I've been diagnosed with AIDS.'
The friends were aghast, gave the woman their condolences
and beat a hasty retreat.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over
and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and
you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS! Why did you do
that??'
'Because I don't want any of those b^tches sleeping with
your father after I'm gone.'
And THAT, my friends, is what is called, 'Putting Your Affairs
In Order'.