Stalker Meme
I picked the stalker at random. I love how it turned out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be over there in the corner, crippled by helpless howls of laughter.
Stalking is illegal. bathhouse_boss confronts 1ere_femme.
1ere_femme is stalking bathhouse_boss1ere_femme's REAL name :Newkirk Alger1ere_femme's REAL DOB :25th April 1978Height :188 cmWeight : 116.6 kg1ere_femme has dreamt about you : 14 times 1ere_femme became interested in you : 14th September 20071ere_femme's latest dream about you You are stranded with 1ere_femme on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.This is how 1ere_femme describes your relationship behind your back 'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way bathhouse_boss looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?'1ere_femme's been stealing stuff from your house too. For the last year 1ere_femme has been pilfering bathhouse_boss's mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.They've even started modifying their body for you 1ere_femme had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when 1ere_femme came to see you next.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hunnybugs! I'm drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I'll no doubt find land!
The Police No. calls to the police : 9 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is bathhouse_boss, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of 1ere_femme is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."1ere_femme's Police File When 1ere_femme last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near him.
Testimonies about 1ere_femme
floaty_puppy - Drunken Posse
'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked 1ere_femme. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'
demifemme - Dry your eyes
'I used to love 1ere_femme. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'
kid_raidou - The Ear Doctor
'I don't really have that many enemies - but 1ere_femme is definitely one of them now.'
Stalking is illegal. bathhouse_boss confronts 1ere_femme.
1ere_femme is stalking bathhouse_boss1ere_femme's REAL name :Newkirk Alger1ere_femme's REAL DOB :25th April 1978Height :188 cmWeight : 116.6 kg1ere_femme has dreamt about you : 14 times 1ere_femme became interested in you : 14th September 20071ere_femme's latest dream about you You are stranded with 1ere_femme on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.This is how 1ere_femme describes your relationship behind your back 'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way bathhouse_boss looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either he loves me as much as I love him or he's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?'1ere_femme's been stealing stuff from your house too. For the last year 1ere_femme has been pilfering bathhouse_boss's mothers bras from her lingerie drawer.They've even started modifying their body for you 1ere_femme had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when 1ere_femme came to see you next.They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Hunnybugs! I'm drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I'll no doubt find land!
The Police No. calls to the police : 9 timesYour Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is bathhouse_boss, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of 1ere_femme is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."1ere_femme's Police File When 1ere_femme last spent time inside even the most hardened criminals feared for their lives when they were near him.
Testimonies about 1ere_femme
floaty_puppy - Drunken Posse
'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked 1ere_femme. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'
demifemme - Dry your eyes
'I used to love 1ere_femme. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'
kid_raidou - The Ear Doctor
'I don't really have that many enemies - but 1ere_femme is definitely one of them now.'