"Web" Entry: Batman Hates Field Trips

[quiet__tiger]

Title: Batman Hates Field Trips
Universe: General
Genre: CRACK
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Batman, Superman
Word Count: 429
Warnings: None
Summary: A trip off-world results in Batman in a bind.

Comments

[quiet__tiger]

I hadn't thought about it that way. Here Batman is this regular guy surrounded by people with all sorts of things that can go wrong! Maybe he and Green Arrow can have a drink together later.

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading and commenting!

[buzzardhula]

This was great. Freaked me out (giant spiders *shiver*), but amazing.

I liked how Supes was freaking out about wanting to eat him and then Batman corrects him. Good ol' Bats xD

Gotta love the conclusion xD

[quiet__tiger]

It's pretty creepy, the spider thing. But I had such a hard time thinking of something for the prompt, and then I thought, "Hey, Kryptonite!"

Even faced with someone apologizing, Batman has to be right!

Glad you liked it, thanks for reading and commenting!

[alocin42]

This is completely surreal yet wonderful! I didn't read the header at first so hadn't seen the crack warning, and when Superman turned into a spider I boggled for a moment but just went with it - then when Batman was just calmly asking him to stop and thinking about how embarrassing it was only for Supes to start looking hungrily at him... genius stuff.

[quiet__tiger]

Ah, headers are important! =P I once destroyed someone with a deathfic because they didn't read the header warning for massive amounts of character death.

I had fun with this once I finally figured out what I wanted to do. Glad you liked it--thanks for reading and commenting!