Removing the Signs (Alfred, Bats/Cats; PG/K+; #150: Costume)
Title: Removing the Signs
Universe: General
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/K+
Characters/Pairings: Alfred, allures to Batman/Catwoman
Word Count: 100
Warnings: N/A
Summary:
He's seen it all through years serving the Wayne family. He became adept long ago at removing lipstick from collars and trousers and grass stains from children's shorts. He's sewn together every costume Batman and his sidekicks have so many times he's suggested Master Wayne buy stock in the needle company. He's worked miracles with clothes detergent and bleach, but still, he's never had a problem quite like this.
Wearily, he sighs and ducks his Master's black leather shorts once more into the solution. "I am never going to remove all this catnip!" He really should ask for a raise.
The End
Universe: General
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/K+
Characters/Pairings: Alfred, allures to Batman/Catwoman
Word Count: 100
Warnings: N/A
Summary:
He's seen it all through years serving the Wayne family. He became adept long ago at removing lipstick from collars and trousers and grass stains from children's shorts. He's sewn together every costume Batman and his sidekicks have so many times he's suggested Master Wayne buy stock in the needle company. He's worked miracles with clothes detergent and bleach, but still, he's never had a problem quite like this.
Wearily, he sighs and ducks his Master's black leather shorts once more into the solution. "I am never going to remove all this catnip!" He really should ask for a raise.
The End