My horoscope from www.theonion.com

Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21)
Although the incumbent will stand firm on his platform of fair taxes, better schools, and safer streets, you'll win in a landslide from your platform of human skulls.

This is fairly disturbing and I do not really know what to think about it.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

P.S. I was going to call the post "Real Life Zombie Dogs" but thought better of it, kinda.

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"Too nutty even for the Mac community? We (Linux) welcome you!"

This and other great sound bites at http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1759,1816439,00.asp

I never understood why some Comp Sci majors worship this guy.

-Ryn

I so had this idea first.

http://www.theonion.com/nib/index.php?issue=4119&nib=2

I just read a post on Slashdot that included the phrase "and go all tubgirl on his ass" that is now the most messes up thing I have ever heard someone else say, or read.

So the coffee shop across the street has a sign advertising "fresh organic tea." My question is how do you make non-organic tea?

I asked the clerk had he was completely stumped/confused.

Just a reminder to those of you registered to vote in the city of SLO the Marketplace election is today.

Is it me or does the new Pope look kinda like Hannibal Lecture?

Because all references to Jesus playing video games are inherently cool.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3?date=2005-04-13