THE SECRET OF LIFE UNFOLDED!!!!!!!!!!! like origami

[bassist_mark_h]

bassist0loserkid: i still have no idea what your screen name means

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[fallon_angel]

you make me feel special..

in my pants.

It's gonna hurt when I chop off Jimmy's balls

[bassist_mark_h]

(responding to aim)

My mom is NOT a milf!!!!!!!!! >:O She's a respectable beautiful old woman. -performs ball crusher on you- NO MORE GOING TO MY HOUSE WHEN I'M AWAY AND ASKING FOR HER TO MAKE YOU "COOKIES"!

On another note, when you're away I wear your pants 7 days a week. Never taking them off once. So you do have special pants..Special spunk pants :D :D :D. Or as I like to call..funky spunk...

[wendydarling]

bassist0loserkid: "hi i'm liv and i love mark and someday i aspire to be his footcushion of sex"

[bassist_mark_h]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't put my name in front of your own words to disguise that you aren't totally in love with me and want to have my children. I know you do. The phone psychic told me.

[wendydarling]

*sobs* You found me out! *shakes fist at miss cleo* DAMN WENCH!

[bassist_mark_h]

I originally called her to hear her voice. Fake Jamaican accents get my juices running baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Travis is hiding in my pants, you can't hurt him anymore, Liv