I laughed. A lot.

[bashful_dwarf]

"Correlation doesn't imply causation, but it does waggle its eyes suggestively and gesture furtively while mouthing 'look over there'."

Courtesy of xkcd.com

Comments

[namedphoenix]

Great news for you! Are you still planning on making a trip up here for your spring break? We have a need of 2 math teachers, and I mentioned that I knew a great one to the superintendent, and she said she would meet with you!

Also, go ahead and call our HR person director she can give you more information - email me novaquain at yahoo and I'll get you the number.