Update: Youtube has bahleeted certain parts of this epic masterwork. If you want to see the episodes in their entirety, you can download them here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S1LDGPWD What happens when you re-edit, re-score, and
gag sub the pilot? This fuckery, turns out. Join Serena, fresh from her self-imposed exile at a lesbian commune in Vermont as she tries to repair her incredibly complicated relationship with special vagina friend Blair. Meanwhile, Nate is dealing with some sparkly stripper drama thanks to manipulative vampire prostitute Chuck. Lily is a skateboarding assassin with a problem, Rufus is a shoeless manchild with a problem, the Humphrey kids are trying not to die in a pit, Kati and Isabel are concerned about the situation in Asia, Eleanor's going to have a seat over there, and Gossip Gay is right there to judge them all from on high. With additional Eric.
Total runtime: 30:56
Disclaimer: Black and blue humor done with love. If you don't want to watch Lily making a dental dam joke over the London Symphony Orchestra's rendition of the Super Mario Brothers theme, don't watch this. I own nothing.
This must be viewed in HD or HQ. Thanks to the creator and commenters on
this post for learning me that people will read subtitles.
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Part 1
The best way to watch it, in huge HD without the annoying YT logo at the bottom of the screen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIpm6eWVVk&fmt=22HQ less-awesome-than-HD-but-more-lame-computer-friendly version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhIpm6eWVVk&fmt=18Smaller HD.
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Part 2
Mighty big HD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzIa36eOOBk&fmt=22HQ less-awesome-than-HD-but-more-lame-computer-friendly version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzIa36eOOBk&fmt=18Smaller HD
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Part 3
Mighty big HD:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4_b5lS_p4&fmt=22HQ less-awesome-than-HD-but-more-lame-computer-friendly version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-4_b5lS_p4&fmt=18Smaller HD
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The thrilling conclusion.
Hi-def all over your screen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ryZIK6VlU&fmt=22HQ less-awesome-than-HD-but-more-lame-computer-friendly version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ryZIK6VlU&fmt=18Smaller HD
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Yes, there is a part 2! THE ABOVE LOL IN ICON FORM. Song List:
1. The Roses of Success -- Lionel Jeffries
2. It's The Hard Knock Life -- Aileen Quinn;Chorus;Toni Ann Gisondi
3. My Boyfriend's Back --The Angels
4. R.U. Nasty -- Ru Paul
5. Get Down -- B4-4
6. Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo) -- Manfred Mann
7. Coat of Many Colors -- Dolly Parton
8. Phantom of the Opera -- Sarah Brightman, Michael Crawford
9. Jump -- Remy Ma
10. Backstreet Boys Megamix -- Backstreet Boys
11. Safe Sex -- Kaye Styles featuring Laura
12. The Internationale -- Billy Bragg
13. Asshole -- Denis Leary
14. I'm 'n Luv (Wit a Stripper) -- T-Pain featuring Mike Jones
15. Super Mario Brothers Theme -- Boston Pops Orchestra
16. The Bee -- Ceili Moss
17. Dare To Be Stupid -- Weird Al Yankovic
18. Poor Unfortunate Souls -- Pat Carroll
19. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Theme
20. Hare Krishna
21. Close Your Eyes (Buffy Angel Love Theme) -- Chris Beck
22. Joseph Megamix -- Donny Osmond, Original Canadian Cast
If you want to view this episode on your Ipod, or want a copy of the soundtrack, message me.