so I was in my room doing homework when I started to smell melted plastic. so I go out of my room and all of the living room was filled with smoke and a wave of horrible fumes almost killed me. My stupid roommate was sitting on his computer unaware of the smoke. I look over at the dish washer and there is smoke pouring out. How the fuck can you not ( Read more... )

Ah man my aunt and uncle are cool people. Its cool when I went down stares today, walk into the kitchen and there is a gun, not an air soft gun, a real gun pointing right at me. Who leaves real guns lying around with a little kid in the house and it had bullets in it and the safety was not even on on. I could have died. One more cool thing, on my ( Read more... )

welp today was a very exciting day first i got to look at herm porn which was sweet see your like nice its a hot chick then you look down and your like wow he/she has a dong and then your like wow best of both worlds. then i got to go to my uncles house to move some stuff in and he is a funny guy and not a perv. then i came back and went to a ( Read more... )

everyone please pray your guts our for me cause im hoping that I get promoted this friday. I need to get promoted to that I wont have to live with my aunt for very long... they are crazy/pervs. I will be able to learn lots of cool jokes tho. yaaaaaa.....eerraaak

So tonight adam and amanda came home amanda came out to go to the bathroom so i thought i would go into adams room to ask him about when he is moving out and all that good stuff when i look down i see his little tinker poking strait out in his basketball shorts (his weiner was hard)it was hot. so then i was like "nice" while i was pointing at it ( Read more... )

how come when i post pictures of my self no one tells me i have nice lips or that im hot and that they want to hang out with me?

im cool

So last night adam said "I would rather be a faggot than a tough guy" Adam.... what a moron. Welp later dudes im going to golden tent with the roomates.

Sorry for the picture of me kunkel and justin 50 years from now..... if u didnt like it... i thought it was nice

I just did some push ups... only did 25 but it was kinda hard. welp I have to go to work today and its going to be fun. I was going to go to some baseball tryouts today but I don't think I can get work off today to go to them... so that sucks. These live journal things are addictive but so is doing nothing at all. well im going to go back to doing ( Read more... )