Fuck Beans

[bartholomewhunt]

So today right before my exciting world lit class i decide that i need to take a tinkle so i go into the bathroom and some guy is using the urinal so i have to go into the stall so while relieving my self wham my phone pops out the pocket in my sweet shirt right into the toilet i tried to catch it but in the effort of trying to catch my phone my

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[recyclemejebus]

this girl on my floor last year dropped her id card down the potty... and tried to fish it out

bah ha ha

[funnyxlikexha]

hahaha thats like something out of a movie. too bad its real...once in kindergarten i dropped one of my overall straps in the toilet. and so it was just sopping with pee and i cried.

[longfaceninja]

well, first of all sara's overall strap story is sad, cause overalls rock ass. secondlynessoisty, to answer your question, only a 3rd rate loser flushes his phone down the toilet.

[ratherbefreddie]

What the hell is secondlynessoisty? Were you actually typing out the speech impediment(that we all know is actually a higher form of speech)?

[longfaceninja]

its a word.

[nonewssmurf24]

hahaha u dumb ass...next time hold it till the urinal is open or be smart and keep ur phone i ur pocket...hahaha dude that is hilarious...only you could do something like that

[ms_tex]

moron