Here Cums The Judge

[bart_calendar]

Imagine you complete law school and become a judge.

Then one day a plaintiff comes before you and asks you to recuse yourself because a couple years before you gave him a drunken blow job at a frat party and you were so drunk you don't remember doing it.

I hope she had a really, really good bottle of scotch back in her chambers.

Comments

[sui_generis]

Did they even have car alarms in the mid-80's...? Or am I misunderstanding how long ago this happened?

Also, the whole thing seems a bit fishy. Not just because the motion was made so late in the process (YEARS late), but also -- how would he really know who she is? Do you really remember someone's last name from that long ago if you met them once twice?

[bart_calendar]

Odds are it's bullshit.

But it's amusing bullshit.

[sushis]

Not that there's any shame in drunken blow jobs, but, what makes you think the story he's telling is true? And, if she did do it, but she doesn't remember doing it, then why would the fact that she did it have any effect on her judgment? It sounds to me like this guy is full of crap.

[sushis]

It is amusing, though, to consider the scenario he outlines in that document:

"No, I refuse to apologize to you! Would you accept a blow job instead? It's not much, but it's all you're gonna get. Take it or leave it."

[bart_calendar]

Yeah, I really don't care if the guy is full of shit or not.

It's the story that's amusing.

[redsonjasea]

Oh my. You just can't make these stories up ;-)