Overheard At Mark Hamill's Home
"How the fuck did Harrison and Carrie get job offers before I did? It's not like I'm the main character or anything! If James Earl Jones gets signed before I do I'm fucking changing agents. And let me tell you if I read in Variety that Peter Mayhew has been inked I'm suing your entire fucking agency. No, I will not stay on hold while you talk to Kenny fucking Baker! I don't fucking care if J.J. is at lunch with Ian McDiarmid! Get him on the phone now!"