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[baronofbeauty]

Hmmm...

I'm not sure these turkeys are quite right.

I mean, sure they look plump and delicious and all, but the lack of fangs, claws, and bat-wings is making me uneasy.

Comments

[turkeydayeden]

Gobble gobble gobble! A WILD TURKEY appeared!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[baronofbeauty]

Krichevskoy selects rock. Turkeys are foul, vicious beasts and must be apprehended in the appropriate manner.

[turkeydayeden]

KRICHEVSKOY threw ROCK!

WILD TURKEY is angry!

NET X 15
BAIT
ROCK
RUN

What will you do?

[baronofbeauty]

That's the spirit!

*nets*

[yournewoverlord]

They're mutants, obviously. Go ahead and eat 'em, but you'll probably get cancer or something.

[baronofbeauty]

Well, a little cancer never hurt anyone so I suppose it could be worse.

[herlittledogtoo]

*stares, almost misses what he says* ...so pretty... wait, claws and fangs...?

Eheh, why would you expect them to have fangs, mister...?

[baronofbeauty]

The lack of fangs and claws doesn't do much to keep up the ferocious image. I remember when I was but a wee lad, my father and I would go Turkey hunting with some of the palace vassals. A good-sized Turkey could give our dragon some trouble, and she was no slouch in combat either.

Fortunately for her, she was immune to the vile turkey's fire-breath.

[herlittledogtoo]

He's kinda weird but...

Palace vassals? Are you... royalty...?

[baronofbeauty]

I am. My name is Krichevskoy, overlord of the Netherworld.