Comments | baronessmartha: An open letter to my left leg, which is refusing to interact with the rest of the body,

baronessmartha

An open letter to my left leg, which is refusing to interact with the rest of the body,

Oct 06, 2005 11:52

Dear Left Leg ( Read more... )

Comments 12

nrawling October 6 2005, 17:23:41 UTC

Not good.

Obviously, if there's anything you need, let me know. I used to get killer cramps from swimming that would lock up my legs completely until I thought I was going to die.

Otherwise, you remind your leg that you have two, so one of them is a spare. Even if it's not true, remember that the leg obviously isn't that clever.

baronessmartha October 6 2005, 17:45:00 UTC

thank you.

darthluna October 6 2005, 17:35:51 UTC

I've tried time outs, they aren't too effective. they are better than beatings tho'. :D

hmmm baronessmartha October 6 2005, 17:57:00 UTC

might have to update the Book.

dakotakym October 6 2005, 18:30:16 UTC

I've actually found beatings to be quite effective.. they are terrific for increasing the circulation.

(Although a good massage to loosen up those constricted muscles might also be worth a shot..)

baronessmartha October 6 2005, 18:38:01 UTC

massage...

my favorite, page 60

emerlion October 6 2005, 18:28:13 UTC

Gall Bladder 30! Gall Bladder 30! Lemme stick a needle there and it will all be better.

baronessmartha October 6 2005, 18:36:07 UTC

if you tell me where it is, I will try accupressure.

but in general, yes, stick pins in me

emerlion October 6 2005, 22:03:58 UTC

grab yourself a tennis ball. Lie down on your back with your knees bent/feet on the ground. Place tennis ball under asscheek. slowly lower your hips until you feel the tennis ball pressing into a tender spot. That is Gall Bladder 30.

Let your butt "sink" onto the tennis ball. You can roll it around by moving your legs back and forth.

This should release some of the pressure causing the pain in your leg.

Hope it helps.

-Oh yeah, and I'll stick some virtual needles into your virtual butt as well.

master_mr October 6 2005, 20:20:23 UTC

BINGO!

Massage barondd October 7 2005, 08:21:29 UTC

its very easy!!! I will massage your legs and make you feel better?if that doesnt work !I will read my own unreadable digest!!! i will make you tres leche!!!I will treat you to Sushi!!!I will call you a grey person!!I will make you laugh at my expense!!!!See pg1!Im here for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD

Re: Massage baronessmartha October 7 2005, 11:17:29 UTC

you are so funny.

We can try some of the list to see what happens...