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How NOT to Pick Up a Barmaid (Part IV)

Apr 12, 2007 23:55

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elgaladangel April 13 2007, 05:24:09 UTC

O.o

Um...wow. Bizarre. I see nothing wrong with nude modeling, but his kind of recruitment is a leeeetle bit creepy. In that really-creepy sort of way.

willdevine April 13 2007, 05:24:28 UTC

So, for those of us who aren't aspiring nude photographers, how DO you pick up a barmaid?

barmaidblog April 13 2007, 06:05:04 UTC

Read back to the beginning of my blog - I talk about it occasionally. Quick summary: Think of her not as a barmaid, but as a human being you want to know better because you find her to be an interesting individual.

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willdevine April 13 2007, 11:31:10 UTC

Now that's the craziest thing I've ever heard, Debra. ;)The best way to pick up a barmaid is to pretend to be an aspiring nude photographer.

-Calitri

apples and oranges eponabast April 13 2007, 05:29:23 UTC

I think we'd both agree that "John" was acting like an ass, but I can understand how he can talk about it like he does people's taxes for a living.

I work in a really nice, beautiful, upscale adult boutique and to me helping someone fit a corset or choose their new vibrator is like working at the grocery store and helping someone pick out the ripest honeydew mellon.

Of course, I don't go around handing my business cards to pretty barmaids either...

locakitty April 13 2007, 05:30:41 UTC

I always wondered if those girls got anything for showing off the ladies.

Does the shirt say, "I flashed for no class soft core porn and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"?

:)

first comment! sugary_sangria April 13 2007, 05:32:57 UTC

ive been reading your bolg for a while but this is my first comment, its exiting that its also the firt one for this entry.
i love your wrinting and your stories, its like reading a good book, really. also, it gives me a little perspective, since im a 19 year old college student in a small city in mexico, our lives couldnt be more different...just the idea of a photographer comming up to me or one of my friends asking us to get naked is hilarious

Re: first comment! barmaidblog April 13 2007, 06:09:46 UTC

I'm glad you enjoy the blog!

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Re: first comment! sugary_sangria April 15 2007, 00:17:12 UTC

nope, ive always lived here, in fact, ive never been in any other country, not even for vacation!
i do feel isolated sometimes, but hehe i guess you can feel like that anywhere...my city is small but it has pretty much everything.
my friend is a waitress and she told me that a costumer once answered the question "can i get ypu anything else?" with "you", i guess thats not a way to pick up a bartender either...jakass are everywhere!