Gee, Officer Kripke
This is what happens when your friends are obsessed with West Side Story and you're obsessed with...well, you guys all know by now.
This is about the spoiler (but it's not extremely apparent. However, if you're a stickler for being a spoilerphobe, you'll probably want to stay out), and I pretty much changed my opinion on the subject whenever it suited the song, so don't flame me or anything. I do think that my opinion sort of shows up near the end there though..
I just used my name to represent any single fangirl.
Barkinmad
Dear kindly Mister Kripke
You gotta understand
It's just our growing love-ke
that gets us out of hand
It's Dean getting all the ladies
It's Sam getting out of bed
Jesus, Kripke, it's a wonder we're not dead!
Barkinmad and Fangirls
Gee, Mister Kripke, we're very upset:
'Cause our show don't get the ratings that our show oughta get.
We aren't crazed fangirls
We're misunderstood
We'd behave sanely if we could!
Barkinmad
If we could!
All
If we could, if we could
If we really could!
We'd behave, only if we could!
Kripke
That's a damn good reason.
Barkinmad
Lemme tell it to all of LJ!
Kripke
Just tell it to the writers.
Barkinmad
Dear kindly Sera Gamble,
Just please don't mess this up
We have faith in the good writing
but it might not be enough
The network wants good ratings
But we want a good show!
Sera Gamble, out spirits are quite low!
Gamble
Right!
Please Mister Kripke, you've gotta just hear
The network had it out for you since early this year
You've gotta correct this, you must make it right
Just focus on what goes bump in the night!
Barkinmad
In the night!
Fangirls
In the night, in the night
In the darkest night
They should kill all of the things in the night!
Gamble
In the opinion of the writers on this show, it's the lack of funding. So take her to the producer!
Barkinmad
We don't love the network
but we love our team!
You've given us a fandom
Just please don't break our seams!
We want to stick together
We want to stick them bad
Goodness gracious, no wonder we get mad!
McG
Yes!
Dear Mister Kripke, you're really a slob
The producers can't do anything, it's the actors job
They make all the fangirls turn into fangoo
And when things get awful they blame you!
Barkinmad
We blame you!
All
They blame you, they blame you
They blame you, you, you
When fangirls get mad they blame you!
McG
In my opinion, the producer is not at fault at all,
fangirling is purely a physical attraction.
Barkinmad
Hey, I've got a physical attraction!
McG
So take her to the actors!
Barkinmad
Mister Ackles, Padalecki
They say don't gush or swoon
Like them for their acting
Don't act like a buffoon!
I love it while your working
I won't be a jerk
But gloryosky, your looks are such a perk!
Ackles & Padalecki
Eek! Oh Mister Kripke, you've done it again
We actors aren't to blame, we're just some hard-working men
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
They'd never behave if they could!
Barkinmad
If we could!
All
If we could, if we could
If we could, would, should
We'd never behave if we could!
Kripke
The trouble is the writing!
Gamble
The trouble is the job!
McG
The trouble is the fighting!
Ackles & Padalecki
The trouble is the mob!
Kripke
The trouble is the fandom!
McG
The trouble is the fan!
All
Kripke: we've got faith in this good man!
Gee, Mister Kripke
We're down on our knees
Cause no one wants a fandom that the others will tease
Gee, Mister Kripke
What can we do?
Gee, Mister Kripke
Krip you!
This is about the spoiler (but it's not extremely apparent. However, if you're a stickler for being a spoilerphobe, you'll probably want to stay out), and I pretty much changed my opinion on the subject whenever it suited the song, so don't flame me or anything. I do think that my opinion sort of shows up near the end there though..
I just used my name to represent any single fangirl.
Barkinmad
Dear kindly Mister Kripke
You gotta understand
It's just our growing love-ke
that gets us out of hand
It's Dean getting all the ladies
It's Sam getting out of bed
Jesus, Kripke, it's a wonder we're not dead!
Barkinmad and Fangirls
Gee, Mister Kripke, we're very upset:
'Cause our show don't get the ratings that our show oughta get.
We aren't crazed fangirls
We're misunderstood
We'd behave sanely if we could!
Barkinmad
If we could!
All
If we could, if we could
If we really could!
We'd behave, only if we could!
Kripke
That's a damn good reason.
Barkinmad
Lemme tell it to all of LJ!
Kripke
Just tell it to the writers.
Barkinmad
Dear kindly Sera Gamble,
Just please don't mess this up
We have faith in the good writing
but it might not be enough
The network wants good ratings
But we want a good show!
Sera Gamble, out spirits are quite low!
Gamble
Right!
Please Mister Kripke, you've gotta just hear
The network had it out for you since early this year
You've gotta correct this, you must make it right
Just focus on what goes bump in the night!
Barkinmad
In the night!
Fangirls
In the night, in the night
In the darkest night
They should kill all of the things in the night!
Gamble
In the opinion of the writers on this show, it's the lack of funding. So take her to the producer!
Barkinmad
We don't love the network
but we love our team!
You've given us a fandom
Just please don't break our seams!
We want to stick together
We want to stick them bad
Goodness gracious, no wonder we get mad!
McG
Yes!
Dear Mister Kripke, you're really a slob
The producers can't do anything, it's the actors job
They make all the fangirls turn into fangoo
And when things get awful they blame you!
Barkinmad
We blame you!
All
They blame you, they blame you
They blame you, you, you
When fangirls get mad they blame you!
McG
In my opinion, the producer is not at fault at all,
fangirling is purely a physical attraction.
Barkinmad
Hey, I've got a physical attraction!
McG
So take her to the actors!
Barkinmad
Mister Ackles, Padalecki
They say don't gush or swoon
Like them for their acting
Don't act like a buffoon!
I love it while your working
I won't be a jerk
But gloryosky, your looks are such a perk!
Ackles & Padalecki
Eek! Oh Mister Kripke, you've done it again
We actors aren't to blame, we're just some hard-working men
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
They'd never behave if they could!
Barkinmad
If we could!
All
If we could, if we could
If we could, would, should
We'd never behave if we could!
Kripke
The trouble is the writing!
Gamble
The trouble is the job!
McG
The trouble is the fighting!
Ackles & Padalecki
The trouble is the mob!
Kripke
The trouble is the fandom!
McG
The trouble is the fan!
All
Kripke: we've got faith in this good man!
Gee, Mister Kripke
We're down on our knees
Cause no one wants a fandom that the others will tease
Gee, Mister Kripke
What can we do?
Gee, Mister Kripke
Krip you!