First entry *sigh*

[barking_draco]

I hate it here in Russia. Sure it's beautiful and all, but Miriam hasn't let me go out. I have to stay under her bed while she has a fabulous time at the gay Russian disco nightclubs. I want to go there too! Not that I'm gay, of course. Why would you think such a thing

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[i_hate_crawly]

I wanted to put up and exotic background too, a photographic of the damned bein tormented, but that Dreya is too lazy to show me how. Is this Miriam a friend of 'ers. Cos when I said that I would lurk under 'er bed, she went all pale and said she would elp me with wotever I wanted elp with. Still, you humans are all a bit strange. Dreya spends considerabable a lot of time fantasising about some angel shagging bastard wot is only a minor demon.

It sounds like wot you need is to get dead drunk. Either that or go on a killin spree or summat. You say you are writin a poem about your father bein a deadly disease I too am writing something similar, it's called 'Pazuzu Gets Orrible Discorporated' and it will be dead good.

[barking_draco]

You know Ligur, you might like it here in Russia. All of their museums are full of pictures of damned souls being tormented by demons (either that or deformed dolphin fetuses). Miriam and Dreya are great friends, although I wish they hadn't bonded over laughing at me. She's pretty weird, and spends a considerable time fantasising about the possibilities between me and Professor Phale (urgh).

I would dearly like to get drunk, if only to escape my inner pain for a few hours, but Miriam says that she doesn't dare turn me loose in a Russian night club.

[i_hate_crawly]

Wow, nuffin cheers the heart like a dead good picture of the damned being tormented. Maybe next they could do a picture of the damned being tormented by a deformed dolphin fetus - I know a few demons in the Seventh Circle wot look like one. It sounds like this Miriam and that Dreya are both compleetly demented.

Why doesn't Miriam let you loose in Russian night clubs? 'ave you been trying to crucio people when she's looking, 'cos if that the case then I would suggest only crucioing people when she's not looking. Maybe you could tell 'er that you'll reveal 'er darkest secrets if she won't bring you alkihol booze, 'course you 'ave to be sure that she 'as dark secrets first, 'cos otherwise it won't work.

[barking_draco]

Yes, I heard those rumors about you 'knowing' the deformed dolphin fetuses in the Seventh Circle. They aren't true, are they? If they are, you really might want to consider using a cheese substitute, rather than Brie, which can get quite expensive.

I swear that she didn't see me crucify anyone. When I demanded an explanation, she just said that I would probably get too wild at the sight of all those young men in leather chaps and not much else. I still don't know what she's talking about, since I definitely wouldn't get scared of men in chaps. Actually, I'd be quite... Well, I wouldn't be scared!
I'll get to work on her dark secrets immediately.