Warden Incident Report - 3 April - filed by Stephanie

[bargeblotter]

[ Text, Warden Filter ]

As we all know, there was a flood on the 28th that turned most of the wardens into children. If anything odd happened during it, let me know, because I was five and not really paying attention.

An earlier report regarding O'Brien's actions was presented here by Paddy.

Oh, Barbossa started a pirate crew. But that was mostly just

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voice;

[ichoosefight]

Right, I'll go find it.

[ Private ]

I was thinking a corkboard might be a good role call for them. Of course, we can only joke about it because you can't punish someone for making death threats in this reality.

voice;

[ichoosefight]

I was trying not to watch too closely, so I guess I'll have to trust you on that.

[ Private ]

Well, enjoy the outrage that arises from the masses. I've had enough of trying to reason with these people.

You know what? I'm asking the Admiral for a corkboard. It can go in the dining hall.

[Filter; Audio]

[ichoosefight]

What's the point in protecting yourself when death isn't permanent?

Hey, maybe they're really bad at getting condoms off.

[Filter; Audio]

[ichoosefight]

Fair enough.

The only reason there'd be a mess is if you majorly screwed up throwing away a condom. What's there to miss?

[most_feared]

There is an unidentified non-corporeal entity on board, though it seemed to only have been witnessed by children. This could have been brought about by situational mass hysteria but it might be worth looking into.

There's also a dragon on board. [That my boyfriend rode.] I don't believe it has been located yet.

Rather than opening up a situation where Harper might have to follow through with those threats or Mr. Eames has to defend his inmate, I would recommend those with relatively trustworthy inmates, if willing, provide Dr. Crane and Dr. Lewis some additional protection for the next two weeks.

[ichoosefight]

Oh goodie, we're haunted. It was a nice dragon, though.

Okay, so who's got a relatively trustworthy inmate who's willing to provide either Crane or Rex with protection for the next two weeks?

[most_feared]

Yeah, I petted it. [He was a weird kid.]

Clarification. If there are any wardens with inmates that do not habitually cause trouble so that they won't be otherwise occupied, or with inmates currently in Zero, absent, or are simply unassigned, it may be advisable and appreciated if they helped keep an eye on at-risk inmates or offer to help in some other way.

[ichoosefight]

Okaaay, so let me put it this way.

Who has an inmate who is willing to, for two weeks, put themselves in the direct line of fire for any of those people?

[ichoosefight]

He wouldn't let me join, but it was fun while it lasted.

[strangehstorian]

Permission for murder? That- that's ridiculous.

[ichoosefight]

I'm pretty sure what he meant was that if you try to kill his inmate, he'll beat you up.

[strangehstorian]

Well, of course there would be punishment for an attempted murder! I- is that the best way to go about it, though?

[ichoosefight]

Take it up with the cork board. I'm staying out of this one.