Age: 17 [watch RIB retcon this for season 3]
Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m) [source:
imdb]
Weight: Estimated to be around 150 pounds, or 68 kg.
Medical Info: surprisingly athletic?! He's had some issues with Mr. Al Key Hall, but it's all good now.
Eyes: Blue/green that shine and shimmer and blah blah.
Hair: Brunette.
Physical traits: Small frame, ivory skin, frequent rosy cheeks. Always wearing some incredibly expensive designer label ensemble. His socks alone are more expensive than an entire FF party's monthly budget.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Fourth wall humor and telling him he's fictional are out. It'd just fuck with his poor brain too much. Other than that, everything is fair game.
Abilities: Kurt is a jack of all trades. To witness:
* Singing like Ronnie Spector without putting on a falsetto. He's also been compared to Faith Hill.
* Knowing the whole "Single Ladies" dance routine by heart, even a year later.
* Teaching said routine to a high school football team without getting beaten up.
* Football kicker skills.
* Can apparently help fix a car.
* Speaks some French, Spanish and Latin.
* Accomplished cheerleader.
* Good at interior decorating.
* Also good at organizing weddings and funerals.
* Like the rest of New Directions, he's dabbled in songwriting.
He also can bitch you out really well if you piss him off, and give you a makeover.
Notes for the Psychics: He's more dramatic in voiceovers than he usually is when he speaks. Not that that's saying much.
Generally positive interaction (hugs/kisses/body contact): He's a lot better about this than he used to be, but likely to be weirded out or uncomfortable if you're not a close friend or Blaine. Hair is still out of limits, though. Respect the hair.
Generally negative interaction (spit on/step on/pulling his hair/idk): This is fine . . . He's used to this treatment, at least.
Maim/Murder/Death: Uh, god. I guess I'm tentatively open to it for laughs. Just nothing that would traumatize him, please.
Cooking: It's unclear how much cooking Kurt can actually do, but he's at least ambitious enough to want to make pâté.