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[barbarienne]

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hmmm. I suspect this is one of those cases where the problem is that she incorrectly identifies cause and effect, both regarding why men flirt with her and why women think she's annoying.

Living without a sense of smell. Is it a good or a bad thing that this probably explains my sex

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[frigg]

Ha! Yes, I almost made my own post about Samatha Brick, but I'm afraid I have no time, I must get busy hating all my female friends who are prettier than me. There are plenty of them so I have a lot of catching up to do. Obviously, I must also forbid them to speak to my husband. ;)

Hmmmm maybe I should unfriend the most gorgeous of them on Facebook?

[barbarienne]

I particularly like how she doubles down. When people start telling her that she's an idiot, she takes that as confirmation of her thesis.

[frigg]

*nods*

Of course it must be difficult to admit and realise that the issue might not stem from her looks, but her personality.

[barbarienne]

And just now on my way back from lunch, there was a beverage-delivery truck trying to back out into the road but the cars were stacking up and not letting him.

So I went into the road and halted the cars and waved the truck out. The guy driving it asked if I wanted a beverage, and I accepted a bottle of water. And all I could think of was, "My middle-aged, fat ass just stopped traffic and scored a free drink from a guy. THAT's how you do it, Ms. Brick."