Guess the category II

[barbarienne]

Top Five List without explanation:

5. Pumpkin
4. Doofus
3. Fluffer-nutter
2. Cuddlebug
1. Stinky-bink

swimtech, oracne, and malkatsheva are not permitted to participate in the guessing.

ETA: Assuming the timestamps are correct, the winner is maradydd! These are indeed my top five nicknames for the cat. I left out the ones I thought would be too obvious, such as "Cap'n

Comments

[coolmajaka]

Nicknames from a drunk significant other?

[gally99]

Words that make you go "wha-?! why?"
(except for pumpkin... but hey, to each their own :P)

[kouaidou]

Nicknames your parents had for you as a child, in ascending order of your age when they called you that?

[secritcrush]

Your top five favorite nicknames for your butt.

[barbarienne]

No, but in an ironic way, you may be the closest!

[maradydd]

Your top five nicknames for your butthead cat.

[lyonessnyc]

IAWTC.

[hominysnark]

They sound suspiciously like things I call my cats.

Particularly "doofus."