DO. NOT. WANT.

[barbarienne]

Once upon a time, chaosvizier and I had a lengthy discussion about how there is no bad cheese. All cheese is good, even ones that smell like feet

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[chaosvizier]

I think I also have to take a stand against a cheese that requires LIVE MAGGOTS as an integral part of its creation. I have to draw the line at eating members of class Insecta. That's just wrong. That's like Fear Factor. So. Nasty.

[quarkwiz]

Before I clicked on the link, I was all ready to say "I'll take the challenge!"

O.M.G. ::squick:: also, ::holds back urge to barf::

[barbarienne]

I was a little horrified to follow links and be reminded that Mimolette contains cheese mites and their excrement and so on, and your relatives may eat Milbenkäse, which contains live cheese mites.

Mimolette is a perfectly respectable cheese, easily available at Murray's. I was considering trying some, and Shizu swears by it. I am now more than a little put off.

[shadowravyn]

I whole-heartedly support your decision to not vomit all over the place.

[shadefell]

Any food that carries the risk of bloody diareah is food that I will skip.

Crazy, I know.

[lizziebelle]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

[drlaurac]

What she said!!!!

[ddrpolaris]

Aside from the general squick factor, you should not need goggles to enjoy cheese (the whole "needing eye protection in case they jump into your eye" thing).