Severely disgruntled election live-blogging.

[baratron]

05:42 LibDems hold Twickenham. Vince Cable, our guru and spiritual leader, is re-elected! 54.4% of the vote, 12,140 majority, and a 0.5% swing from Conservative to LibDem!

05:50 Yes! Caroline Lucas elected for the Green Party in Brighton Pavillion! The UK's first Green MP!

05:54 FUCK FUCK FUCK. Richmond Park taken by that smug, smarmy, little

Comments

[turkish_coffee]

It's okay. I'm stuck with Obama, who promised things the president really can't even do. Luckily for me, the nature of the position was designed to limit his power. He seems good at public relations, which is a good chunk of his job.

Anyway, Let it all out. You'll feel better.

Also: "Shetland" has got to be the crappiest name for a place, ever.