Oh noes! You have spotted our Cunning Plan! No heterosexual man will ever be able to live up to your expectations, and when your Lesbian friend invites you over for a night of chick flicks and tequilla, you will be easy prey! You will have a few margaritas and watch Kissing Jessica Stein, and as the evening draws late and the pleasant glow of drink and companionship rises, it will seem the most natural thing in the world to Fall Into Her Arms.
So now not only will we have ruined straight relationships for you, but we will have Turned You Gay, because you know Teh Ghei is contagious. Honestly as my sister I think the only reason you didn't catch it from me is because I moved out when I was 14.
OK being serious for a moment.
That is a lovely piece of writing sister. More, more more, please!
Oh no! It is worse than I thought and my sister is in on it! She knows I enjoy a nice margarita and is giving away my secrets to the enemy! Oh - to have been betrayed by both friends and family! How shall I survive? I'm doomed (but at least I might enjoy my downfall...Cuervo Gold frozen rita with salt, please...).
Frozen? ¿¡Frozen?! Mais, non, ma jeune soeur! It must be on the rocks! At least you have sense enough to take it with salt. Still I feel I have failed to guide you properly into adulthood.
Sol Azul Resposado rita on the rocks, extra lime, with salt all the way.
Clearly next time we are in the same city we must have margaritas.
I prefered on the rocks when I lived in the Northeast but having moved South I see the benefits of frozen. Just don't give me any fru-fru fruity ritas...I want the lime lovely orginal. (Or a mojito...)
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So now not only will we have ruined straight relationships for you, but we will have Turned You Gay, because you know Teh Ghei is contagious. Honestly as my sister I think the only reason you didn't catch it from me is because I moved out when I was 14.
OK being serious for a moment.
That is a lovely piece of writing sister. More, more more, please!
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Sol Azul Resposado rita on the rocks, extra lime, with salt all the way.
Clearly next time we are in the same city we must have margaritas.
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now I worry.
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