Hello, um, Stark. My, that's quite a name you've got there. This is Daisy, Daisy Adair? And it looks like you've been assigned to me as part of the faculty mentor program. I thought we ought to get together and talk about what we want to get out of this thing, so if you could stop by my office sometime this week or next to talk it out, that'd be great. See you then!
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"UGH! Biggest toothache in the WORLD! I gotta bail on meeting you at the festival. Sorry!"
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"I may have candy, but I do not want to play with your 'sword'. If you're hot, go stick your head in a bucket. Or better yet, go jump in the pond."
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"DON'T YOU DARE PUNCH A KITTEN, YOU VILE PERSON. AND I HAVE *NEVER* FORNICATED, THANK YOU."
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"I don't know what kind of sick and twisted person you are, but you need to keep your thoughts about monkey and ferret love off my voicemail."
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