12th scam: The Sexy Bunny

[bane_of_reisen]

*In Mayfield, little posters have been put into everyone's Mailboxes

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[stop_it_tewi]

*Reisen showed up with one of the posters in hand*

... the Sexy Bunny? Really?

And don't you think this kind of advertising is going to draw unwanted attention?

[bane_of_reisen]

hey, I needed a snazzy name. And the poster says it's a bar, not a strip club. Would you rather I named it, "The Drunken Clam?"

*Starts fixing up a Carrot cocktail for Reisen*

[stop_it_tewi]

That's not... look.

*she points at the part of the poster that shows that children are welcome*

You don't want to encourage that so openly. I'm pretty sure this place has something against children drinking.

And I'm not here to drink.

[bane_of_reisen]

Well, just because it's a bar doesn't mean we should kick out kids. Besides, I'll only serve alcohol to the ones that are over 18 in there world.

This doesn't have any alcohol in it. I put in some seltzer instead.

[crunchitize_me]

[Staring at the poster at his mailbox]

[bane_of_reisen]

*There is a bunny hoping down the street hold more of them. Maybe you should ask it a question?*

[crunchitize_me]

[Well, he wont ask anything due to his choice-silence, but he will follow it out of simple curiosity.]

[bane_of_reisen]

*The bunny eventually does back to the bar. There it goes inside and makes itself some carrot juice*

[hop_toit_udonge]

-Well well...-

How about a cosmopolitan?

[bane_of_reisen]

Coming right up master.

*Tewi sets to work, and soon has it made for Eirin*

Here you go.

[hop_toit_udonge]

Hmm... not bad.

When did you learn all of this?

[bane_of_reisen]

Well, I picked up some things at that shop in gensokyo that showed how to make drinks.

[freakinblur]

[GUESS WHO IS THERE IN A FLASH, BABY. Aaaaan is mildly disappointed when the girl working the bar looks underage. Better luck next time, Scout my boy. That doesn't mean it's going to stop him from enjoying the place though.]

Sweet set-up ya got here! Where did ya manage ta find all this booze?

[bane_of_reisen]

Thanks. It took me and the bunnies a week to build it and get the booze, which we took from drones houses, the market, and a few we found in other peoples homes.

[freakinblur]

[He watches the bunnies curiously, then laughs.] Well I'll be damned. Good work, kid! How much'll a beer set me back?

[bane_of_reisen]

One beer will be a nickel. Had to set my prices back to fit this time period.

[human_pretender]

You are very young to run a bar. You are supposed to be twenty-one.

Are you twenty-one? **F.F. has learned to not take every little thing at face value OR what Etro's memories define.**

[bane_of_reisen]

I am over 1300 years old.

[human_pretender]

I see. You look very young for your age.

**Wait... this could be a lie...** Why are you that old?

[bane_of_reisen]

Because I am a Youkai. I could have choose to be older and more buxom, but I like looking like this.