We already knew that this fandom was about
a bunch of furries. Which is just AWESOME for the lolz. So I now bring to you the logical corollary to that fact - our fandom is made of pet lovers as well! *is met with crickets chirping* There isn't actually a logical connection, but that can't mean that these are not simultaneously some of my favorite facts about these bands. With that in mind, I bring to you tiny pets for tiny Tuesday! (And a MILLION thanks to
ladysorka and her
awesomely comprehensive picspams. I suspect that I probably got about 70% of the picture portion from her, so go forth and love on her for most of these pictures.)
Panic!
The main pets to keep track of here are Hobo (Ryan's dog) and Dylan & Clover (Jon's cats). Spencer may or may not have co-own a dog with Haley and Brendon does not seem to have any pets that we can keep track of. Also, for the interested, here is
Hobo's myspace. (No word on if this is fan run or RyRo himself updating, but I kind of love to imagine Ryan and Keltie sitting around on Friday nights updating. HILARITY!)
Hobo as a puppy!
Hobo learns to swim!
*sniggers* The Louis Vaton handbag carrier. ILU Ryan Ross.
Keltie and Hobo just look so adorable together, they really do.
*blinks* I don't think I realized just how many pictures of Hobo I'd managed to amass until just now. But she is just SUCH a cute dog!
Spencer and Haley and the dog that I've seen mentioned as being co-owned by them and as being one of their childhood dogs. Any bit of conclusive canon on this would be much appreciated!
This is Jon Walker's cat Dylan. For as much as she shows up in fics, you would think that she has a ton of pictures out there. But this is the only picture of her I've ever been able to find.
And this is Jon's other cat Clover. Clover is also adorable and I feel that Jon needs to post more pictures of both of his kitties STAT!
Fall Out Boy
For Fall Out Boy, Hemingway is the most important pet to keep track of, hands down. He is Pete's bulldog and apparent
the greatest love of his life. Joe's dog Succah might have just been rented for Cribz (because I don't know that we have ever seen her before or heard from her since!) and Patrick's dog Penny seems to be a recent addition, but Hemmy is here to stay! (And again for the interested, here are
Penny's,
Hemmy's and
Succah's myspaces. Again, no word on if they are real or fanmade, but still a
never-ending source of HILARITY.)
Here are Joe and Succah and here is
Joe's appearance on MTV Cribz. Joe is one of my favorites, so I'd recommend watching the whole thing (you can wash two babies in that sink. And a duck ... ♥) But for the pertinent bits: Succah is introduced at 0:40 and then nearly disappears for the rest of the segment until she shows back up for the ending at 5:48 and 6:20. (Look for her wandering in the background and at Joe's feet during other parts as well)
For Penny, we have even less canon on. Travis'
recent blog entry is made of adorable, and makes me want LOTS of domestic fic about Patrick and Travis and Penny, but I don't think I've even found any screen caps of that video footage.
And this is Hemingway.
Hemmy is SO put upon!
(And occasionally gets music videos
made from his point of view)
But regardless of how much poor Hemmy has to put up with,
There is no doubt that Pete loves him.
SO much! ♥ ♥ ♥ (Seriously, I make the furry jokes too, but these guys melt my freakin' heart)
Joe is apparently Hemmy's other parent after Pete split with Janene.
Equally heatwarming!
(And seriously, the fact that there is no sappy domestic fic exploring the implications of Joe being Hemmy's second mommy? Means that you are all on notice!)
Hemmy also plays well with others.
*heart is MELTING*
And I almost don't care that I've never seen this unmacroed. The macro just about MAKES it! (Also, yay for bonus Zack!)
My Chem
For these guys, you really only need to know 3 words: Mikey and Alicia. No, seriously. Frankie and Jamia apparently have a menagerie that rivals, but Alicia likes to post their pictures to her myspace. Also, Bunny totally wins the most put upon pet award. Period, end of story.
Gerard with random chihuahua!
Bob with random chihuahua! (Possibly the same one, although who knows with these guys.)
Frank with random puppy!
The only photographic evidence I've found for the Iero-Nestor household's supposed menagerie, names unknown.
Now we move into the hardcore section. This is Piglet, Mikey and Alicia's dog.
I don't know the breed or sex, but it is a CUTE doggie!
This is Bunny
She is ADORABLE
And a bit put upon, to say the least. *g*
But Mikey and Alicia love her very much
And she gets to play with Daddy, even when he isn't home!
Naptimes!
The Simmons-Way household seems to also have a host of other pets, whose names I have forgotten and whose pictures I was too lazy to upload. Sorry Simmons-Way menagerie! Maybe some other picspam.
Cobra Starship
Our pet for this band is Vicky T's dog Gizmo.
Vicky and Gabe danced with Gizmo to promote Smile for the Paparazzi. He also cameos throughout the
Guilty Pleasure music video, but most famously for his humping of the cushion at the end. *sniggers* Don't you worry Gizmo - that will make you famous some day! Vicky also
made and directed another video about him. Better watch out Pete - Vicky T is going to beat you in the quest for craziest bandom pet owner!
Seriously though, they are ADORABLE
They snuggle together
And Gizmo is kept properly entertained!
Gabe seems to enjoy the company of other dogs.
Tisk tisk Gabe! Gizmo probably misses you!
And Alex just looks DARLING with a kitty on his chest!
Other Bands
I don't have hardly ANY pictures of the pets of the smaller-in-popularity bands, so please, please PLEASE comment if you have any pictures! The fact that I don't have photographic evidence of Greta or Tyson snuggling with kitties is a hole in my soul. ;-)
Nick with a dog that I don't know whose it is! (On another note, I really love the composition of this photo. The black and white combined with how relaxed that Nick looks is just made of happy)
This poor fellow is Bear. He belongs to Tom and Sean of Empires and I rather worry about him. Tom can't even remember to carry his keys so that his feet don't freeze in -20 weather! I hope that Sean is more responsible ...
Bill Beckett with his two dogs. D'aww for afternoon snuggles!
Non-Pet Small Fuzzy Animals
And now comes the portion of the picspam wherein our bands travel to Australia. What could possibly be more Australian than posing with a koala? APPARENTLY NOTHING. I swear, looking at these, I could be very easily persuaded that it is an Australian law that every traveling band must pose with a koala OR ELSE!
Ryan Ross!
Spencer Smith!
Jon Walker! (And apparent Brendon was ... distracted? Has an inexplicable koala allergy? Inquiring minds want to know!)
Alex Suarez!
Vicky T!
Joe Troh!
Patrick Stump!
Mike Carden!
Matt from Taking Back Sunday! (Sorry for not knowing your last name Matt - but you sure are pretty!)
Nick Wheeler! (I feel as though I have seen the rest of AAR with koalas. Am I making that up, or can someone point me in the direction of those pictures?)
Also, sometimes the bands like other small fuzzy animals from the zoo. My heart, it melts.
Pete and his apparent monkey fetish ...
even if he didn't pay attention the fact that feeding animals human food is BAD NEWS. :-(
Joe does not share Pete's love of monkeys. (Actually, now that I think on it, Joe didn't look too pleased to be holding that koala either. I guess he really is just a dog person!)
I don't know who looks more confused in this picture
But I do know that I NEED an AU in my life where Sisky is a llama farmer. Just sayin'.
And now that we've finished the pictorial section of this entry, onto the fic recs! There are really two sub-types of fics that deal with the adorkableness of small furry animals - the ones where they are adorable with animals and the ones where they are turned into animals. I have divided my recs up as such, so have fun reading!
Being Adorable with Animals!
Featuring Murray, Starring Rootbeer, And Z Is Totally Short For Zombie and
The Monroeville Farms Starlight Ride by
skoosiepants (Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, AU, Brendon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick, PG-13)
There’s very little that Brendon loves more than his old pony, Murray. But Brendon, when pressed, will admit that he loves Spencer Smith more. Or, okay, maybe just as much, because if Spencer ever told him - which he never would, but for an example - if Spencer ever told him to get rid of Murray, Brendon doesn’t think he’d be able to choose Spencer over his pony, not unless there were some fucking awesome extenuating circumstances.
Of course, since Spencer Smith barely knows Brendon’s alive, well. None of that really matters.
Maybe Pete Was Onto Something by
impertinence (My Chemical Romance, Gerard/Frank, R)
But his hamster just keeps watching him.
"You don't think I'm a creep, do you?"
Stare.
"I'm glad," Gerard says. "Because you're cute."
The hamster squeaks and hops back on her wheel.
"I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship," Gerard says, and goes back to drawing robot zombies eating Adam's head.
The Favorite by
tigs (Panic! at the Disco, Brendon/Spencer, PG)
Indeed, once Ryan and Spencer actually made it into the living room, Dylan was most of the way to the kitchen, trying to look nonchalant in his exit, while at the same time hurrying just (more than) a little bit, yet still taking time to look over his shoulder to make sure that Ryan and Spencer *knew* they were the reason that Dylan would no longer be gracing them with his presence, just FYI, and he hoped they understood what they were all missing out on.
An Emergency of the Heart by
bexless (My Chemical Romance, AU, Gerard/Frank, PG-13)
“Gnargh,” he says, and tries to pull his pillow over his head. “There’s no way it can be time to get up yet. Come on.”
Another sharp tug, and Gerard knows from experience that it won’t stop until he’s vertical or at least sitting up in bed, so he shoves the pillow away and says, “You know, it’s not nice to wake people up from good dreams. Where are you assholes when I’m having a nightmare, huh?”
The bluebird on his nightstand just looks at him and chirrups.
Getting Turned into Animals!
The Wolf Prince by
iphignia939 (Fall Out Boy, AU, Pete/Patrick, R)
The wolf looked at him. Patrick couldn't be sure, but he'd seen that expression before, usually on his mother's face when he'd done something stupid: that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Which -- of course it was. Wolves didn't bark.
Patrick closed his eyes and pressed his fingers against them. "I should start going to town more often," he said faintly.
The wolf, settling in near the fire, made a noise of agreement.
Australia Beckoned Songs About Eucalyptus Written By Koalas by
bluejbird (Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is ..., gen, PG-13)
Spencer’s shoulders slumped. He knew his mouth was hanging open, knew his mom would make some comment about him catching flies if she were there, but she wasn’t. And for the first time since he’d started thinking of himself as a real live grown up in his head, Spencer sort of wished she was.
“Brendon,” Spencer repeated, rolling the name on his tongue. “Our Brendon. Brendon Urie. Our singer. Our friend. Our…whatever. Is now a koala.”
(Panic! at the Disco Almost Changed Their Name to) Fuzzy Kitten Cuddle Time by
dsudis (Panic! at the Disco, Jon/Brendon, NC-17)
Brendon was rolling out before he thought about it, landing with a thump on his knees between the bunks. He was already reaching toward Jon's curtain--because whatever that sound had been, it was in there with Jon--when another sound started up, stopping Brendon short.
Meowing.
Your Axis On A Tilt by
fizzyblogic (Panic! at the Disco, AU, GSF, PG-13)
Ryan Ross was not happy. He had gone to bed the night before, a perfectly ordinary boy, set his alarm so he could go into the shelter the next morning for his volunteering shift, and now he had woken up at the shelter.
And he appeared to be a small dog.
And that is it for me for this week! Please feel free to comment with your own favorite pictures of the bands with small furry things or with fic recs. I dearly hope that this brought you as much glee as it brought me.