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Ideas Post 21 would like to buy you all a drink.

Mar 30, 2008 14:00

Ideas Post 21 is also somewhat late, so we're not going to have a reminder post tomorrow. Not that we had one last week.

Anyhow, this is your ideas post! These are the community rules! The email address of your mods is thus: abandonmods@gmail.com!

Go to, fellow fanpeople. Go to.

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kaizoku April 1 2008, 02:23:06 UTC

Just found this comm, yay! I'm going to give you all my ideas, okay? Okay.

Patrick/Pete. They have really bad awkward sex once in the early days and Pete thinks that means they're not "meant" for each other. So a bunch of years go by before they try again. Possibly Patrick thinks it was all his fault and has unresolved shame issues.

Patrick/Pete. Pete has Thanksgiving with Parick's family; they tease Patrick mercilessly about how he used to talk nonstop about Pete. Patrick is adorably embarrassed. Pete tries to defend him by saying he used to talk about Patrick all the time (and still does, in fact.) Either established relationship or get-together.

Patrick/Pete/Joe. Joe and Pete made Patrick give them blow-jobs before they'd let him into the band. (I'm so going to hell.) Note: this should be before they discovered he could sing.

Brendon is trying to stay a virgin for the unicorns and someone like Spencer tries convince him that the unicorns won't mind. Bonus points for actual unicorns.

theswearingkind April 2 2008, 23:26:53 UTC

John Tucker Must Die AU. that is all.

okay, not really ALL, because - come on! Pete Wentz is a total player who always has two or three girls and boys following him around with hearts in their eyes, but none of his girl/boyfriends know about the others. new kid Patrick is totally disgusted with his games and spills the beans to Mikey and Ashlee and Ryan, who promptly enlist Patrick in their don't-get-mad-get-even schemes, turning him into Pete's perfect man (not that there was much left to do, really). and - okay, i know that in the movie the main girl SPOILER ALERT ends up with John's brother, but you could totally just cut out that character. or not. i don't know!

come on, internet! if no one writes this, i might just have to do it myself! and i'm way too lazy for that.

mandy_croyance April 11 2008, 22:20:03 UTC

I love this idea! Must be done!

theswearingkind April 11 2008, 22:42:19 UTC

I know, right? Maybe I will just write it myself, once I manage to finish the 34985723984 other fics I'm working on.

BUT THAT SHOULD NOT DISCOURAGE ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO FROM ATTEMPTING IT, NO MA'AM IT SHOULD NOT.

elessar April 12 2008, 04:36:07 UTC

That was actually one of my favorite cheesy movies. Someone seriously needs to write this.

And please, a bonus description of Patrick's lingerie? GUHYESPLEASE.

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elessar April 12 2008, 04:34:00 UTC

I haven't seen the movie but I know what it's about. Is it okay if I loosely lift the plotline for a fic? ^_^

anonymous April 10 2008, 00:55:33 UTC

Pete/Patrick. AU, Patrick never became FOB's singer/guitarist. He is the drummer! They manage to get semi-famous anyway. IDK what else, that's why I haven't written it yet :)