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bananyphophany

One-shot - And it was this big (aka, the TegoPeen fic)

Mar 02, 2008 18:06

Title: And it was this big (aka, the TegoPeen fic)
Pairings: Tegoshi/NEWS
Word count: ~2,000
Rating: PG-13
Dedication: Pancreatic. Because you requested this fic from me at pretty much this exact time last year.
Summary: Ryo knows that Tegoshi is a very innocent boy. Thus, he can't possibly have slept with everyone else in NEWS. Right?

( 'Well, I don't usually let people top me, but Tegoshi really is an amazing size.' )

p: tegoshi/yamashita, word count: 1000~3000, c: ryo, c: masuda, f: johnny's, c: tegoshi, p: ryo/tegoshi, c: shigeaki, c: koyama, p: koyama/shigeaki, p: masuda/tegoshi, p: shigeaki/tegoshi, g: news

Comments 33

mintcappucino March 2 2008, 16:31:25 UTC

HUAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

really, this one made me grinning from the part where shige confessed,
^^
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!
OMG...

hahahahhaha..........

bananyphophany March 2 2008, 20:03:51 UTC

Yay, thanking joo~~! :3
Haha, I felt bad for Shige~ :D But maybe worse for Ryo.
Well, not really. 8D

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bananyphophany March 2 2008, 20:06:01 UTC

XD The Massu cookie Tegoshi thing came from a conversation I had with pancreatic. Massu had this photoshoot called, "I do it unconciously". And Pan found this very amusing.
That's pretty much where this spawned from. ^^;
Massu: *Eating a cookie while doing Tegoshi*
Tegoshi: Ow, a cookie crumb got in my eye.
Massu: Oh, sorry. *Offers cookie*

starlightxxxsin March 3 2008, 01:17:46 UTC

OMG!! THAT WAS JUST WAY TOO FUNNY!! XD

Ryo was still filled with the almost unsupressable urge to scream that they'd raped his baby.

LOL.

bananyphophany March 3 2008, 03:04:54 UTC

:) Thank you!

Sadly, Ryo probably would rather it was rape than Tegoshi be promiscuous. :( In a sad, sad way.

ayumwu March 3 2008, 02:16:27 UTC

Oh GOD. *facepalms* Reality hurts, Ryo.

And I love Shige for bursting Ryo's bubble. It's nice to see Shige Snark instead of Ryo Snark. XD

Thank you!

bananyphophany March 3 2008, 03:07:02 UTC

:) Reality stings. But if you're not the one it's stinging, it's pretty funny. 8D

Yes! Shige can be quite snarky at times. And Shige's snark is smarter than Ryo's. :))

ayumwu March 3 2008, 03:08:32 UTC

LOL THAT IS SO TRUE. XD

HAHA RYO's DUMB. >8Dv

akane_sakurai March 3 2008, 22:19:28 UTC

. HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing !!
This was so funny !

YAY for Tegoshi x Everyone :D

bananyphophany March 4 2008, 04:30:56 UTC

:D Yay, I'm glad it was funny! Hopefully that means that my first proper attempt at crack isn't completely lameface.

Tegoshi/Everyone is possibly the best pairing ever. XD