Comments | bananarasberry: Adult Emails

bananarasberry

Adult Emails

Feb 19, 2005 02:20

After thinking it over this evening, I've decided to post some of the absurd adult emails I've received recently.

( hit me back if you want to get stuffed )

Comments 5

Hey! e_o_pan February 19 2005, 12:26:52 UTC

You totally didn't post mine..... I will post it for you....

Subject: Hellooooo

I think your profiles (both) are funny. Now here is my sense of humor...

What are you doing on the 1st and 2nd of April? I need somebody to snuggle with - as I will be cold in Chicago.

(Now... hopefully that will make you go: Who the hell is this guy? Why does he want to snuggle ME? And what could POSSIBLY get me to consider such a stupid request?)

Of course, with all those other hot emails... i see how mine could get lost in the shuffle (you never did respond :) )

Re: Hey! bananarasberry February 19 2005, 19:33:53 UTC

I didn't post yours because it didn't make me laugh at you. I posted these because they're either pathetic or just plain absurd. Yours was neither.

Re: Hey! e_o_pan February 20 2005, 00:24:32 UTC

Ah, you are too kind. Actually, i was trying for a parody of these e-mails. I hope it at least made someone smile ;)

tinmaninacan February 20 2005, 02:51:11 UTC

i've been rejected for a bevy of reasons, but i'm quite proud to say those have never been one of them. the first question to guys like that is, "has that ever actually worked?"

temujin9 March 13 2005, 21:44:30 UTC

"i would love to taste your sweet juices"

Unfortunately, we're all sold out of apple, peach, and orange. Closest I can offer is grapefruit . . .