Fuck off and die you goddamn water boatman

[bammy]

The current trend for getting the public's views on news stories. What the hell is the point of that? I don't care what Tony Blair thinks about most of what goes on in the world, so why should I possibly be interested in the opinions of somebody no smarter than me, with nothing better to do than text the ITV newsroom? Absolutely without exception,

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[dark_divinity]

Sadly I won't be up manc way again till some time in May, so remind me!
In the mean time can you forward me your addy? Cheers me'dears xx

[tyris_flare]

nice try ihitler. it's probably just another way of making money out of one's fellow man etc etc.

am in other country next weekend otherwise would totally mission. but i'll get you birthday lung cancer c/o ye olde duty-free ftw

in other news, would you consider or have you ever done a Danger Wank? ie get ready for the deed, get your tissues and so forth, then call for your mum, then have to pop one off before she arrives?

[jenbens]

I won't be there for your weekend of birthday debauchery, but I will bring you some evil tequila to drink once you have recovered from your hangover.
xxx