I. Just. Don't. Get. This.

[bamfmittens]

We just got a list of topics to study for exams today. For History we're going to be tested on World War Two. djasudwjhasjd There's too much that went on with that and all that ally and powers stuff is confusing. How am I supposed to remember all of this? fieriojfsdk I'm going to fail

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[hailamericaaa]

World War II?

[bamfmittens]

dfkgjklfdkjg He doesn't seem bad.

[hailbritanniaaa]

Well, he's not........BAD, really, just.........very very very full of himself.

[bamfmittens]

Oh... I know other people like that.

[hailbritanniaaa]

Which is why I'm coming along to make sure he doesn't BRAINWASH you. An agreeable plan, I think.

[bamfmittens]

fdkgljfdkljg He won't brainwash me!

[hailbritanniaaa]

He'll tell you that America conquered Egypt, saved Athens, and rebuilt Japan all in one go!

[bamfmittens]

No one would believe that of anyone.

[hailamericaaa]

My lessons will be the best lessons because I saved everyone.

You wanna come?

[hailbritanniaaa]

Bugger off!

[hailamericaaa]

Come on! It'll be fun!

[hailbritanniaaa]

I'll come to contradict you on every point!

[hailamericaaa]

But you're still coming!

[hailamericaaa]

And I'll only tell the truth!

[hailbritanniaaa]

I just sneezed. TOLD you I was allergic to bullshit.

[hailamericaaa]

Hardly!

It's not my fault the truth tends to favor me!