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[bamfbercow]

...that's it?

Can't say I'm too pleased with some of her comments there's nothing wrong with being an old fashioned romantic... but that's what all the fuss was about? Well, that and the other photograph, I assume, but my point stands! I'm still confused as to why The Washington Post felt that they needed to cover the story inaccurately - I'm not a

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[therealpm]

*coughsniggercough*

*waves hand in general direction of cards*

Why the devil would I want to? Enjoy your Liberal Democrat membership, by the way.

[bamfbercow]

...Damn it!

[therealpm]

...oh?

*waves hand again*

You'd prefer Labour, after all? We tend to prefer party memberships to be mutually exclusive, but I'm sure an exception could be made....

[bamfbercow]

Stop it! I'm above party politics you damn Labourite.

[therealpm]

Below, John, below; unless you happen to have a stepladder.

[bamfbercow]

The Speaker's Chair is significantly higher than the front benches.

[therealpm]

A high chair? Does it come with a free bib?

[bamfbercow]

I decided to abandon the bib long ago.

[therealpm]

One of your better sartorial choices.

[bamfbercow]

Thank you.

[therealpm]

Still not sufficient recompense for the purple tie though. Perhaps you should acquire something suitably yellow for your next social engagement?

[bamfbercow]

I don't care what you've done to my cards, I am not a Liberal Democrat. Or a Tory, a Labourite, a member of the Green Party, the SNP, DUP, Plaid Cymru, Alliance, UUP, UKIP, BNP, Monster Raving Loony Party or any other political party in existence, for that matter!

[therealpm]

...but you do enjoy social drinking sessions.

[bamfbercow]

Not the point.

[therealpm]

I'm hurt. I try to arrange an invitation to something you would enjoy and you turn on me in this ugly way. I do hope you didn't finish all of my share of the bottle yesterday as well, or I shall be most distraught.

[bamfbercow]

As a matter of fact, I had half a glass, saw you were asleep then turned the television off, put a blanket on you and left you to it. There's still almost a whole bottle left.