I keep hearing about this Ruvall... Haven't had a run-in with him yet, though I'm not complaining. *laughs* I'm glad to be the someone else without the stick up my ass. It's a lot better on this side.
Once more, with feeling now. *winks* Here... *scribbles his number on a piece of paper and hands it to Patrick* You are now one of two people who have my number here. I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Sounds like he's an a pathetic little power trip. Though if detention's the worst he's got to deal, I'm not too worried.
*snorts and shoves it into his pocket* I feel so special. Here. *hunts around for paper in his pockets but doesn't find any* Give me that pen. *takes Zach's arm and writes his number on him instead* Now we're even.
That's pretty much him to a T. His detention's don't live up to much either. I think I've stocked up about six months worth at last count, but he doesn't seem to actually enforce going to them.
*deadpans* Oh, you should, my number is very sacred. *looks Patrick over, hiding a smile at the look of concentration on his face as he writes down the number* I guess we are. Except... *takes the pen back and draws a big 'ol heart on Patrick's hand, snorting at his handiwork* Looks good on you, you should get it tattooed.
*bursts out laughing* Six months? And didn't the school year just start a few weeks ago? *shakes his head* What'd you do to piss him off? I like it.
I... Actually don't remember. There were stink bombs in his office, and then he thought I set the school on fire, and then there was something about his wife's behaviour in bed... He doesn't like me much.
You're racking up quite the naughty list there, impressive. Though you can't blame the man for being uptight, especially if his wife's misbehaving in the bedroom.
Really? That's the cheesiest? So you've never been a recipient of a "do-you-clean-your-pants-with-windex" line? Damn, no wonder you've got morals, nobody's managed to break you down yet.
*rubs his temple because he just doesn't know what to make of it* Right, well... Honestly, I don't know either.
*chuckles and leans in a little closer, raising an eyebrow* Do you wash your pants with Windex? *grins at Patrick's blank stare* Because I can see myself in them.
*blinks once. twice.* That... That's just terrible. Though I appreciate the sentiment about wanting in my pants. Stop it, you'll make me blush. *rolls his eyes but smiles*
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Ask Ruvall. *smirks* I'm just glad there's finally someone else who who seems like they might not have a stick up their ass.
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I keep hearing about this Ruvall... Haven't had a run-in with him yet, though I'm not complaining. *laughs* I'm glad to be the someone else without the stick up my ass. It's a lot better on this side.
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He's harmless, really. Doles out detention quicker than I've ever seen, but other than that his bark is worse than his bite.
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Sounds like he's an a pathetic little power trip. Though if detention's the worst he's got to deal, I'm not too worried.
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That's pretty much him to a T. His detention's don't live up to much either. I think I've stocked up about six months worth at last count, but he doesn't seem to actually enforce going to them.
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*bursts out laughing* Six months? And didn't the school year just start a few weeks ago? *shakes his head* What'd you do to piss him off? I like it.
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I... Actually don't remember. There were stink bombs in his office, and then he thought I set the school on fire, and then there was something about his wife's behaviour in bed... He doesn't like me much.
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You're racking up quite the naughty list there, impressive. Though you can't blame the man for being uptight, especially if his wife's misbehaving in the bedroom.
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I think it was more the fact that he tried to call her 'loose' and I called him on it. He's not very bright sometimes.
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*raises an eyebrow* He was calling his own wife loose? *pauses, looking all sorts of puzzled* Maybe he's a little... crazy?
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He was trying to be 'hip' - his word, not mine. I don't even know anymore.
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*rubs his temple because he just doesn't know what to make of it* Right, well... Honestly, I don't know either.
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